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Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is
got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got
four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole
body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such
attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees,
plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and
drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,
specially so when he is got child.

This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the
backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end
of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS,
in bihar.


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Shikha12

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«Reply #1 on: July 22, 2006, 04:38:43 PM »

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA.....
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«Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 05:12:23 PM »

story mast hai :lol: .. but me dont agree with the last line tongue3


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badnaam_shayar

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«Reply #3 on: July 22, 2006, 05:17:37 PM »

Quote from: "gum"

Hahahahahah...Gud Joke :lol:


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Seattlite

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«Reply #4 on: July 24, 2006, 01:03:46 PM »

That's a cute story.


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nirbhay

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«Reply #5 on: July 24, 2006, 03:23:04 PM »

Bihar Driving License...

=============================================================================

DERIVING LISENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)

2. phust name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)

3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)
Un-employed
(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________
(If you are copy! ing from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not
copy thumb impression also. Pleaje
provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use
your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on
lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS


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Shikha12

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«Reply #6 on: July 24, 2006, 03:42:49 PM »

Nice one Nirbhay....Very Hilarious... [/b]


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Rishi Soumya

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«Reply #7 on: July 24, 2006, 10:26:29 PM »

Nice joke..Gum and Neer


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Re: An Essay on Cow by a Bihari

«Reply #8 on: June 15, 2010, 03:22:06 AM »

Very Very Funny Hass Hass Ke Haalat Kharaab Hogayi,.

Good Jokes


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«Reply #9 on: June 24, 2010, 04:17:15 PM »

bahut ache gum n neer....maza aa gaya


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«Reply #10 on: June 24, 2010, 04:24:19 PM »

Good ones Gum And Nirbhay Ji


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