Its funny

by shayar_dildaar on June 28, 2006, 09:14:40 AM
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shayar_dildaar
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«Reply #15 on: June 30, 2006, 02:24:29 AM »
A new joke through email..


A Poem by an African[/color]

Here it goes :

When I born, I Black

When I grow up, I Black

When I go in sun, I Black

When I scared, I Black

When I cold, I Black

When I sick, I Black

When I ill, I Black

When I die, I still Black

And you white fella

When u born, u pink

When u grow, u white

When u go in sun, u red

When u scared, u yellow

When u cold, u blue

When u sick, u green

And when u die, u gray

And U calling Me Coloured Huh?Huh??[/color]
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shayar_dildaar
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«Reply #16 on: June 30, 2006, 02:42:30 AM »
Through email:)
Humour - Priests on vacation[/color]
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning, Father,
good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them then passed
on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
even saw them.

Once again the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their
chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini,
taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father," and
started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said: "Just a minute
young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Mary Francis," she replied.[/color]
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rocky_raj
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«Reply #17 on: June 30, 2006, 10:23:00 AM »
le isme muje bahut hasna aayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahahahahahaa
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