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Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into
Team.
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.
UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.
Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum.
Four Bombayites = the number of people
standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.
Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.
Haryanvi
One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four haryanavi = actually just one was enough Kapil
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«Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 03:45:03 PM » |
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agar yeh jokes ke sectiom main chala jaye to kaisa rahega:roll:
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«Reply #2 on: May 26, 2006, 03:56:43 PM » |
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agar yeh jokes ke sectiom main chala jaye to kaisa rahega:roll: don't even dare to do that......i want it in here.......! |
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«Reply #3 on: May 26, 2006, 03:57:41 PM » |
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aila ... dara dala!!
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«Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 03:59:52 PM » |
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ma kasam tune hila dala be
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«Reply #5 on: May 26, 2006, 04:00:43 PM » |
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waise mazak accha hai :D
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«Reply #6 on: May 26, 2006, 04:03:56 PM » |
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mazak sirf bhusa dimak wale kar pate hai........sab aire gaire thodi na kar sakte ........... im the best.
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«Reply #7 on: May 26, 2006, 04:07:55 PM » |
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ur the best
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«Reply #8 on: May 26, 2006, 04:18:23 PM » |
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Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D Dil karta hai . .. . . . .. .. . .. .. . .. .. .. . doon kan ke niche doo ghumaa ke jhawey ko :evil: |
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«Reply #9 on: May 26, 2006, 04:24:34 PM » |
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Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D Dil karta hai . .. . . . .. .. . .. .. . .. .. .. . doon kan ke niche doo ghumaa ke jhawey ko :evil: kiski ghuma rahe ho   |
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«Reply #10 on: May 26, 2006, 04:47:30 PM » |
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ye to bura maan gaya......... |
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Tosha
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«Reply #11 on: May 26, 2006, 05:00:13 PM » |
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aab bhagwan hi mali kahi |
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«Reply #12 on: May 26, 2006, 07:05:49 PM » |
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«Reply #13 on: May 26, 2006, 07:06:12 PM » |
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Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into
Team.
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«Reply #14 on: May 26, 2006, 07:18:02 PM » |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Zara bachke sunny beta...Do jhagdalu mil jaye toh tujh pe qehar aa jayega Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into
Team.
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