lollzzzzz.......!

by sunny_bunny on May 29, 2006, 04:48:54 PM
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1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.  




2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

 


 3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

 
 

4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,  Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out
 



 5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
 
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aliasha
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«Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 05:06:23 AM »
hmmmmm
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aliasha
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«Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 05:13:28 AM »
boyfriend is the disco partner, where as husband is life partner, boyfriend is tutty fruty where as husband is kismat putty ehehe
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Pooja
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«Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 08:26:30 AM »
ha ha ha very funny!!!
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roshni246
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«Reply #4 on: May 30, 2006, 10:35:14 AM »
LOLZ!!!!!!!!
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