Never Lick Envelopes....

by Shikha12 on September 28, 2006, 03:41:00 PM
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A woman was working in a post office in California.

One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue.

A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!   Puzzled !

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes.

I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

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nirbhay
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«Reply #1 on: September 28, 2006, 03:54:02 PM »
Kamaal hai Yaar..

Hum to E-mail Bhej ke kaam Chala Lenge :lol:
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Shikha12
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«Reply #2 on: September 28, 2006, 03:55:57 PM »
Quote from: "nirbhay"
Kamaal hai Yaar..

Hum to E-mail Bhej ke kaam Chala Lenge :lol:


Good Option... =D>
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nirbhay
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«Reply #3 on: September 28, 2006, 03:56:53 PM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"
Quote from: "nirbhay"
Kamaal hai Yaar..

Hum to E-mail Bhej ke kaam Chala Lenge :lol:


Good Option... =D>


Thenky Thenku..
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Rajbir
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«Reply #4 on: September 28, 2006, 04:07:11 PM »
Ama yaar yeh angrez hote he nazuk hai....

Kabhi Indian post office waale se envelope lick karwa kar dekho...
cockroch ka janam to kya...uski poori race he khatam ho jaye... :D  :D  :D
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nirbhay
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«Reply #5 on: September 28, 2006, 04:09:38 PM »
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Ama yaar yeh angrez hote he nazuk hai....

Kabhi Indian post office waale se envelope lick karwa kar dekho...
cockroch ka janam to kya...uski poori race he khatam ho jaye... :D  :D  :D



Hehehehehe :lol:
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Shikha12
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«Reply #6 on: September 28, 2006, 04:12:57 PM »
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Ama yaar yeh angrez hote he nazuk hai....

Kabhi Indian post office waale se envelope lick karwa kar dekho...
cockroch ka janam to kya...uski poori race he khatam ho jaye... :D  :D  :D



Puzzled ! Puzzled !
Bahut Experience kiya lagta hai... tongue3
Jaaney kitno ki races khatam ki hongi... :D :D :D
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ranjana
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«Reply #7 on: September 28, 2006, 04:14:59 PM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Ama yaar yeh angrez hote he nazuk hai....

Kabhi Indian post office waale se envelope lick karwa kar dekho...
cockroch ka janam to kya...uski poori race he khatam ho jaye... :D  :D  :D



Puzzled ! Puzzled !
Bahut Experience kiya lagta hai... tongue3
Jaaney kitno ki races khatam ki hongi... :D :D :D
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 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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sanya310
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«Reply #8 on: September 28, 2006, 05:39:35 PM »
ewww!!!
lolz maine toh apni zindagi mein kabhi letter nahi likha :D sirf emails glasses2
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roshni246
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«Reply #9 on: September 28, 2006, 09:28:33 PM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"


A woman was working in a post office in California.

One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue.

A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!   Puzzled !

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes.

I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

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anjani_si
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«Reply #10 on: October 01, 2006, 09:41:24 AM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"
Quote from: "Rajbir"
Ama yaar yeh angrez hote he nazuk hai....

Kabhi Indian post office waale se envelope lick karwa kar dekho...
cockroch ka janam to kya...uski poori race he khatam ho jaye... :D  :D  :D



Puzzled ! Puzzled !
Bahut Experience kiya lagta hai... tongue3
Jaaney kitno ki races khatam ki hongi... :D :D :D
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inhe tu experience he experience hai!! :D:D:D
hum ice use karte hain jo bhi hota hai maar jata hai :D:D:D:D:D:D
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angel4u
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«Reply #11 on: October 01, 2006, 11:46:01 PM »
haan lagta hai bhaiya ko kafi experience hai :lol:
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Rajbir
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«Reply #12 on: October 02, 2006, 04:37:30 AM »
Angel bhi mil gayi in sab ke saath :cry:
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #13 on: October 02, 2006, 11:40:16 AM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"


A woman was working in a post office in California.

One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue.

A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!   Puzzled !

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes.

I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

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Nice Information Shikha....Shukr hai bhagwaan ka....agar Cocroach ki jagaha Elephant ka egg hota toh kya hota :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #14 on: October 02, 2006, 05:49:54 PM »
Quote from: "badnaam_shayar"
Quote from: "Shikha12"


A woman was working in a post office in California.

One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue.

A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.

The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!   Puzzled !

There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story reported on CNN

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes.

I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

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Nice Information Shikha....Shukr hai bhagwaan ka....agar Cocroach ki jagaha Elephant ka egg hota toh kya hota :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


tu zuban aur sojh jaati!! :D:D:D:D:D: aur explode ho jaati  :D:D:D:D:D
bhaiyaji.....................appke khilaaf tu gang ban gaya!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
abbh baatao EAGLE GANG gang karte te app!! :D:D:D:D
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