R U BORED:Chit - Chat & General Discussion

phoenix

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If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.

2. Make blank calls to your Boss.

3. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).

4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to

irritate him/her.

5. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately

Get to

the internetand see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read

them

there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do

vice

versa............. !!

6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while

working

and

try changing your expressions also.

7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by

asking

silly doubts.

8. Have work breaks in between tea.

9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.

10. Read jokes and send jokes.

11. Revise last week's newspaper.

12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

14. Compile "How to waste your day"

15. Pick up phone and dial non existing nos.

16. Make faces at strangers in office.

17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.

18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore

them..Then repeat this process.

19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked

when(s)

he was 5 years old.

20. Learn to whistle.

21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and

take

a

nap.


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nirbhay

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«Reply #1 on: April 24, 2006, 10:50:54 PM »

Itnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa time to aajkal sarkari daftaron mein bhi nahi milta hhhahah


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phoenix

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«Reply #2 on: April 24, 2006, 10:51:44 PM »

ha ha


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indian_groom

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«Reply #3 on: April 24, 2006, 10:53:37 PM »

Quote from: "nirbhay"

Itnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa time to aajkal sarkari daftaron mein bhi nahi milta hhhahah

SAHI BOLA BAAP BILKUL SAHI BOLA..........


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phoenix

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«Reply #4 on: April 24, 2006, 11:14:13 PM »

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love ! deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.


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phoenix

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«Reply #5 on: April 24, 2006, 11:50:01 PM »

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around
to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival,
your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.


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isha_verma7

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«Reply #6 on: April 24, 2006, 11:50:09 PM »

hahahaha good one phoenix


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mehek

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«Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 11:59:25 PM »

GOOD JOB PHOENIX!!!


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phoenix

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«Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 12:02:32 AM »

thanx every one


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