Thoughts from an E-smart student..........

>> Do lipton tea Employees take a coffe break?
>> if olive comes from olive, where doss baby oil come from?
>> Why the man who invest whole ur money is called " broker"?
>> Why it is called building wen it is already build?
>> if horric means to make horrible, does terrific means to make terrible?
>> if a book about doesn't sell , is it a sucess?
>> if u r not supposed to drink and drive, then y do bars have parking lots?
>> If CON is the opposite of PRO, Is CONngress the opposite of PROgress?
>> if flying so safe, y do they call airport the terminal?
>> Why the sun lightens our hair , but the darkness ourr skin?
>> Why is it that doctors call wat they do is " Practise"?>>
>> why is that to stop windows98 you have to clik on START?
>> Why is it lemon juice made with artificial flavours, and dish washing liquid is made of real lemon?
>> Why is the time of the day with slowest traffic is called RUSH HOUR?
>> you knw that indestructible black box that is on airplanes, why they dnt make whole airplanes made out of that stuff?
>> Why dnt sheep shrink wen it rains?
>> why r they called apartments when they are all stucked toghther?
IF WORKING HOURS ARE MEANT FOR WORKING, THEN WHY R U READING THIS FORUM?