Time for some brainstorming

by Shikha12 on May 29, 2006, 09:12:12 PM
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Shikha12
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Just check how intelligent u r... answer these simple questions...

1. Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use
"Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???

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Ans: arey yaar.....kyounki uska naam hi hanuman tha!

2.Whats the opposite of Real??

Its COCONUT....
Why....Socho...Huh?
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Becuase it is 'Na-Real'

3.i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our
president....why scroll down for answer .

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coz he is a.P.J.



4.A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....

As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to
the doctor... how??

scroll

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...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

5.three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them
started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?Huh??
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BCOZ the song is a HIT......

ok... now the last and most powerful question...

6. Apart from being fruits, what is the other similarity between an
APPLE and a MANGO???
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think.....think....
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arey yaar...
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the answer is...
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...They both are not BANANA!!!
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badnaam_shayar
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«Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 09:29:00 PM »
Quote from: "Shikha12"
Just check how intelligent you r... answer these simple questions...

1. Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use
"Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ans: arey yaar.....kyounki uska naam hi hanuman tha!

2.Whats the opposite of Real??

Its COCONUT....
Why....Socho...Huh?
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
..


Becuase it is 'Na-Real'

3.i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our
president....why scroll down for answer .

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

coz he is a.P.J.



4.A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....

As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to
the doctor... how??

scroll

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

5.three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them
started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?Huh??
 .
.
.
.
.
.
.

BCOZ the song is a HIT......

ok... now the last and most powerful question...

6. Apart from being fruits, what is the other similarity between an
APPLE and a MANGO???
.
.
.
.
.
think.....think....
.
.
.
..
arey yaar...
.
.
..
the answer is...
.
.
.
...They both are not BANANA!!!


Gud Job.........yeh main apne Lecturers se puchunga :D
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Meena is back
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«Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 09:58:10 PM »
Shocked  :lol:  :lol:  han sab teachers se pochna chahiye, dekhe zara kitne intelligent hai!  :lol:
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mrkotians
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«Reply #3 on: June 11, 2006, 06:00:32 AM »
go thru this...

good one...

SOMETHING IN THE AIR
Just when the world has started to take carbon emissions seriously,
along comes another global threat. While CO2 has increased by just
10 per cent, levels of nitrogen compounds in the environment have
almost doubled. If we ignore them much longer, scientists insist
that the consequences are likely to be worse than "just" global
warming. Indeed human health, biodiversity, ozone levels and global
climate are already being affected. And if we thought the carbon
problem was tricky to sort out, we're in for an even nastier
shock...
http://www.prq0.com/apps/redir.asp?link=XcdaegiiDB,ZcghcbbeccCH&oid=UcjjbCB&iclitemid=YcdhacficCJ&tid=WicbaibCA
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sunny_bunny
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«Reply #4 on: June 11, 2006, 02:50:45 PM »
Puzzled !  :? ye kaun hai bhai?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
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