Too Good (A must see for girls)

by Rishi Soumya on October 17, 2005, 11:11:34 AM
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«Reply #60 on: October 31, 2005, 10:23:48 AM »
To where I am welcome .....ji?Huh?
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«Reply #61 on: October 31, 2005, 10:26:17 AM »
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To where I am welcome .....ji?Huh?

To this chiriyaghar ji..........lolzzzzzzzzzzzz I mean iss paagalkhaaney mein aapka swaagat hai...Ji...... :wink:  :wink:
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«Reply #62 on: October 31, 2005, 10:29:45 AM »
Dhanyavaad ji.... :lol:
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«Reply #63 on: October 31, 2005, 10:33:22 AM »
Need I say Welcome again ji.............lolzzzzzzzzzzz :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #64 on: November 02, 2005, 12:20:59 PM »
Difference between men and women when getting cash from an ATM

Men

Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
Insert card
Dial code and desired amount
Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women
Drive to the bank
Engine stalled
Check make-up in the mirror
Apply perfume
Manually check haircut
Park the car - failure
Park the car - failure
Park the car - success
Search for the card in the handbag
Insert card, rejected by the machine
Throw phonecard back in handbag
Look for bank card
Insert card
Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
Enter code
Study instructions for 2 minutes
#Cancel#
Re-enter code
#Cancel#
Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
Enter huge amount
#Error#
Enter large amount
#Error#
Enter smaller amount
Cross fingers
Take cash
Go back to the car
Check make up in rear mirror
Look for keys in handbag
Start car
Drive 50 meters
STOP
Drive back to bank machine
Get out of the car
Take card and ticket back from machine
Go back to the car
Throw card on passenger seat
Throw slip on the floor
Check make up in rear mirror
Manually check haircut
Go into roundabout - wrong way
BRAKE!!
Go into roundabout - right way
Drive 5 kilometers
Remove hand brake
Stop at mall
Spend money
Go back to step 1
................. :wink:  :wink:
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«Reply #65 on: November 02, 2005, 02:57:06 PM »
Nattu ji ....Koi aur subject nahi aata kya?Huh?
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«Reply #66 on: November 02, 2005, 03:02:42 PM »
Chalo Hum kyun piche rahen....

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
 
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!
 
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
 
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
 
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
 
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
 
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
 
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
 
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
 
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
 
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
 
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
 
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
 
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
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«Reply #67 on: November 02, 2005, 03:03:07 PM »
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Nattu ji ....Koi aur subject nahi aata kya?Huh?
:D  :D

Waisey ye subject bhi itna bura nahi hai.........lolzzzzzzz :wink:
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«Reply #68 on: November 02, 2005, 03:05:32 PM »
Hmmm Sachi kaha
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«Reply #69 on: November 02, 2005, 03:07:35 PM »
Quote from: "Rishi Soumya"
Chalo Hum kyun piche rahen....

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
 
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!
 
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
 
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
 
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
 
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
 
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
 
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
 
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
 
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
 
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
 
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
 
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
 
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
.......... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #70 on: November 02, 2005, 03:17:07 PM »
U know what I am going to say.....Thanku ji
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«Reply #71 on: November 02, 2005, 03:39:45 PM »
and obviously U too know what I am going to say......... Welcome ji.......lolzzzzzzz
And now obviously U will ask "To where ji"........ and answer is still the same.... To this chiriyaghar ji........lolzzzzzzzz
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Suhas
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«Reply #72 on: November 02, 2005, 05:09:24 PM »
One for you Rishi!!!!!!!!!!  :wink:

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«Reply #73 on: November 02, 2005, 06:56:27 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Tumne Petrol pump kabse join kar liya Suhas?Huh??Itni sundar ladki ko dekhker Apna pipe hi bhool gaye?Huh?Huh? :wink:
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«Reply #74 on: November 02, 2005, 09:20:45 PM »
Suder ladki us Car mein!!! Nahi yaar...us Car mein tum the  :wink:
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