बुरे फँसे..!!Bure Fanse..!!@Advo.RavinderRavi"Sagar"

by Advo.RavinderaRavi on October 06, 2013, 02:47:14 AM
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भाभी ने तुम्हारी घर आने से पहले,
बहुत सितम ढहाया है.!
खिला जमाल घोटा बारातियों को,
पाखाने में दौड़ाया है.!!

       दो साले हैं और काले-काले हैं,
       जैसे की सरकारी सांड़.!
       दहेज के नाम पर अपनी हथनी बहन,
       का हाथ थमाया है.!!
एक साढ़ू है बड़ा बेचारा लगता है,
नया भी दिखता है.!
फेरे से पहले लिख पर्ची ससुराल,
का क़ानून समझाया है.!!
       चार सालियों में अपनी-बड़ी छोड़,
       दो मतवाली हैं.!
       दायें काट चूंटी बायें काट चूंटी,
       ज़नन्त में पहुँचाया है.!!
सासू जी तो हिटलर की नानी लगी,
दुनिया अपनी वीरानी लगी.!
आँखें से मेडम हमारी को पास बुलाया,
पति वशीभूत पाठ सिखाया.!!

Bhabhi ne tumhari ghar aane se pahale,
Bahut sitam dhahaya hai.!
Khila jamaal ghota baratiyon ko,
Pakhane mein doudaya hai.!!
       Do Saale hain aur kaale-kaale hain,
       Jaise ki sarkari saand.!
       Dahej ke naam par apni hathni bahan,
       Ka haath thamaya hai.!!
Ek sadhu hai bada bechara lagata hai,
Naya bhi dikhta hai.!
Phere se pahale likh parchi sasural,
Ka Kanun samajhaya hai.!!
       Chaar Saaliyon mein apni-badi chod,
       Do matwali hain.!
       Dayein kat chunti bayein kat chunti,
       Zannt mein pahunchaya hai.!!
Sasu Jee to Hitlar ki Nani lagi,
Duniya apni virani lagi.!
Aankhein Se Madam humari ko paas bulaya,
Pati Vashibhoot Patgh sikhaya.!!
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«Reply #1 on: October 06, 2013, 04:03:45 AM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

 Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying
 Feared. Feared. Feared. Feared.
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Quote from: Advo.RavinderaRavi on October 06, 2013, 02:47:14 AM
भाभी ने तुम्हारी घर आने से पहले,
बहुत सितम ढहाया है.!
खिला जमाल घोटा बारातियों को,
पाखाने में दौड़ाया है.!!

       दो साले हैं और काले-काले हैं,
       जैसे की सरकारी सांड़.!
       दहेज के नाम पर अपनी हथनी बहन,
       का हाथ थमाया है.!!
एक साढ़ू है बड़ा बेचारा लगता है,
नया भी दिखता है.!
फेरे से पहले लिख पर्ची ससुराल,
का क़ानून समझाया है.!!
       चार सालियों में अपनी-बड़ी छोड़,
       दो मतवाली हैं.!
       दायें काट चूंटी बायें काट चूंटी,
       ज़नन्त में पहुँचाया है.!!
सासू जी तो हिटलर की नानी लगी,
दुनिया अपनी वीरानी लगी.!
आँखें से मेडम हमारी को पास बुलाया,
पति वशीभूत पाठ सिखाया.!!

Bhabhi ne tumhari ghar aane se pahale,
Bahut sitam dhahaya hai.!
Khila jamaal ghota baratiyon ko,
Pakhane mein doudaya hai.!!
       Do Saale hain aur kaale-kaale hain,
       Jaise ki sarkari saand.!
       Dahej ke naam par apni hathni bahan,
       Ka haath thamaya hai.!!
Ek sadhu hai bada bechara lagata hai,
Naya bhi dikhta hai.!
Phere se pahale likh parchi sasural,
Ka Kanun samajhaya hai.!!
       Chaar Saaliyon mein apni-badi chod,
       Do matwali hain.!
       Dayein kat chunti bayein kat chunti,
       Zannt mein pahunchaya hai.!!
Sasu Jee to Hitlar ki Nani lagi,
Duniya apni virani lagi.!
Aankhein Se Madam humari ko paas bulaya,
Pati Vashibhoot Patgh sikhaya.!!
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«Reply #2 on: October 06, 2013, 07:36:53 AM »
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«Reply #4 on: October 06, 2013, 09:51:18 AM »
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kya baat hai..
Haal e dil jab aap kahin kah na sake,
To yehin...Yoindia par farmaya hai.
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Mazeddar, laajawab, dhamakedaar..

Chhha gaye guru..

Ravi jee kya kehne...

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«Reply #10 on: October 06, 2013, 10:36:31 PM »
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Quote from: Advo.RavinderaRavi on October 06, 2013, 02:47:14 AM
भाभी ने तुम्हारी घर आने से पहले,
बहुत सितम ढहाया है.!
खिला जमाल घोटा बारातियों को,
पाखाने में दौड़ाया है.!!

       दो साले हैं और काले-काले हैं,
       जैसे की सरकारी सांड़.!
       दहेज के नाम पर अपनी हथनी बहन,
       का हाथ थमाया है.!!
एक साढ़ू है बड़ा बेचारा लगता है,
नया भी दिखता है.!
फेरे से पहले लिख पर्ची ससुराल,
का क़ानून समझाया है.!!
       चार सालियों में अपनी-बड़ी छोड़,
       दो मतवाली हैं.!
       दायें काट चूंटी बायें काट चूंटी,
       ज़नन्त में पहुँचाया है.!!
सासू जी तो हिटलर की नानी लगी,
दुनिया अपनी वीरानी लगी.!
आँखें से मेडम हमारी को पास बुलाया,
पति वशीभूत पाठ सिखाया.!!

Bhabhi ne tumhari ghar aane se pahale,
Bahut sitam dhahaya hai.!
Khila jamaal ghota baratiyon ko,
Pakhane mein doudaya hai.!!
       Do Saale hain aur kaale-kaale hain,
       Jaise ki sarkari saand.!
       Dahej ke naam par apni hathni bahan,
       Ka haath thamaya hai.!!
Ek sadhu hai bada bechara lagata hai,
Naya bhi dikhta hai.!
Phere se pahale likh parchi sasural,
Ka Kanun samajhaya hai.!!
       Chaar Saaliyon mein apni-badi chod,
       Do matwali hain.!
       Dayein kat chunti bayein kat chunti,
       Zannt mein pahunchaya hai.!!
Sasu Jee to Hitlar ki Nani lagi,
Duniya apni virani lagi.!
Aankhein Se Madam humari ko paas bulaya,
Pati Vashibhoot Patgh sikhaya.!!


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«Reply #11 on: October 07, 2013, 04:27:43 AM »
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Thankyou !
Quote from: parinde on October 06, 2013, 04:03:45 AM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

 Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying
 Feared. Feared. Feared. Feared.
 Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #12 on: October 07, 2013, 04:28:36 AM »
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Thanks
Quote from: Miraj. on October 06, 2013, 07:36:53 AM
waah waah.......... Usual Smile Usual Smile
Miraj Ji.
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«Reply #13 on: October 07, 2013, 04:29:26 AM »
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Thnx,Sir
Quote from: sksaini4 on October 06, 2013, 09:06:31 AM
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«Reply #14 on: October 07, 2013, 04:30:29 AM »
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Quote from: nandbahu on October 06, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
bahut achhey,  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Feared. Feared. Feared. Giggle
Shuqriya,Nandbahu Jee.!!
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