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by HumTum is back on July 21, 2006, 02:55:53 PM
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«Reply #15 on: August 12, 2006, 07:19:48 AM »
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ek koshish meri bhi:

aya tha woh mera hath mangne kache aur baniyan me,
mere dad  me apni bandok nikali ghar ke maidan me,

ki mere bhaiyo ne uski ache se dulayi,
ke chehra uska uske baad raha na pehechan me!


gaya tha haath manghane
dandhe parhe isse mauft me :D:D


ishq mein ye aise hi chal chalayengi
muft mein bas papa se maar khilayengi


maanbha jo haath mera
tu mila mera abbhe ka haath
mangha jo dejh mera
tu parhe jhoothe dahez ke :D:D


kaash ki tumhare papa bahut sare joote hi de sakte.
kam se kam do tin joto ki dukaan to khol leta.


zindagi mein itne jhoothe parhe hain ke joto ke dukaan khol sakhti hoon
tum jaise lafanghe itne dekhe hain, ke lafangho ki bharat mein ja sakhti hoon :D:D
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«Reply #16 on: August 14, 2006, 12:03:54 AM »
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Baat juthoN ki ho rahi hai ... to arz hai !!

Ik bazm mein ho gaye gum juthey
Humne kha ab ghar kaseey jayege
Woh kehne lage yun hi sher sunao
Ginte nhi banege abhi itne aayegey !!


rang barangi jhoote jab khao ge
khane kha alag hi maza pao ge
gawa kar apne sab hosh
phir jhoote bhejte nazar aao ge..... :D
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«Reply #17 on: August 14, 2006, 05:59:21 AM »
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Baat juthoN ki ho rahi hai ... to arz hai !!

Ik bazm mein ho gaye gum juthey
Humne kha ab ghar kaseey jayege
Woh kehne lage yun hi sher sunao
Ginte nhi banege abhi itne aayegey !!


rang barangi jhoote jab khao ge
khane kha alag hi maza pao ge
gawa kar apne sab hosh
phir jhoote bhejte nazar aao ge..... :D


hahaha rabbi di..kya baat hai!! :D:D
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«Reply #18 on: August 17, 2006, 05:43:34 PM »
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sabne bahut aacha likha hai
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«Reply #19 on: August 17, 2006, 05:44:41 PM »
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Baat juthoN ki ho rahi hai ... to arz hai !!

Ik bazm mein ho gaye gum juthey
Humne kha ab ghar kaseey jayege
Woh kehne lage yun hi sher sunao
Ginte nhi banege abhi itne aayegey !!


haan sab logo ne khub kaha.. ruko sabke jawab deta hu..
aapne humper arj kiya thai humne aap per karz kiya hai..

ek baar hum kisi ki baarat mein jaa rahe thay
to dekha kuch log sher suna rahe thay
hum bhi apke likhe sher sunaney lage
to log humein joote maar ke bhaganey lage,
humne kaha ye sher hum-tum ji ne banaye hai
to aap bhi chali jaana waha per unhone spl. joote mangwaye hai.
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«Reply #20 on: August 17, 2006, 05:50:51 PM »
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anjaani ji aapke liye...

humne bhi tay kiya hai aapko bhi na chorenge.
aapke maarehue jooto se aapka hi sar phorenge
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«Reply #21 on: August 17, 2006, 07:06:26 PM »
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yeh kiya tum ne arz farmaya hai
Lucy the great ko dhamkaya hai
lagta hai tu pee ke aya hai
isliye apni muat ko khud bulaya hai

hoga ab tera kiya haal hey BHONDU
soch kar tujh par buhat taras aya hai ..... :twisted:
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«Reply #22 on: August 18, 2006, 06:18:59 PM »
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yeh kiya tum ne arz farmaya hai
Lucy the great ko dhamkaya hai
lagta hai tu pee ke aya hai
isliye apni muat ko khud bulaya hai

hoga ab tera kiya haal hey BHONDU
soch kar tujh par buhat taras aya hai ..... :twisted:


hey bhagwaan aaj tune meri kismat kaisi banai hai,
ek gandi si rabbi aaker humper taras khai hai.
aapne darane ke liye bahut hi galat aadmi ko chuna hai.
hum bahut zalam hai kya aapne humara naam nhi suna hai.
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«Reply #23 on: August 19, 2006, 01:30:01 PM »
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girlfriend ke naam ka topic banaya hai
Dost kavi ka phir kiya safaya hai
pad kar hansi mujko anne lagi
Dost kavi ko shayad nani yaad ane lagi
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«Reply #24 on: August 19, 2006, 06:53:36 PM »
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girlfriend ke naam ka topic banaya hai
Dost kavi ka phir kiya safaya hai
pad kar hansi mujko anne lagi
Dost kavi ko shayad nani yaad ane lagi


nani chali gayi bhagwaan ke duar,
per daale nhi hai humne haithiyaar,
ladkiyaan hara de humein unmein itna dum nhi hai.
hum phir bhi aache hai kyn ki aap jaise humare karam nhi.
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«Reply #25 on: August 20, 2006, 01:13:48 AM »
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yeh kaisa pagal albaila hai
lagta tutey miyan ka chela hai
karta hai apni tareef apne mu se
kyouke sarhrra howa karela hai..... :twisted:
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«Reply #26 on: August 20, 2006, 10:47:42 AM »
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yeh kaisa pagal albaila hai
lagta tutey miyan ka chela hai
karta hai apni tareef apne mu se
kyouke sarhrra howa karela hai..... :twisted:


yu to aapna sweet se naam lete hai,
sweet hoker bhi zaher ka kaam dete hai.
ye section hi aisa hai ki kisi ki tareef nhi hoti.
yahan to sabhi aapna taikiya-kalam dete hai.
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«Reply #27 on: August 20, 2006, 01:29:26 PM »
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apna takiya, kalam kisi ko diya nahi karte
bin takiye ka soya nahi karte
kalam ki sayahi badi purani hai
suchi baat yah kahte nahi, isnke man mai be-imani hai tongue3:P:P
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«Reply #28 on: August 20, 2006, 02:50:32 PM »
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apna takiya, kalam kisi ko diya nahi karte
bin takiye ka soya nahi karte
kalam ki sayahi badi purani hai
suchi baat yah kahte nahi, isnke man mai be-imani hai tongue3:P:P


yoindia ke sare paitare to humein aapne hi sikhaye hai.
isiliye ye beimaani ke gun bhi humne aapse hi paaye hai


kaisa raha guruwain ji... :wink:
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«Reply #29 on: August 21, 2006, 12:57:56 PM »
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ek beimaan humare darmiyaan aya hai
apna ilzam hum par lagaya hai
maar khane ka erada lagta hai
isliye apna sir tint karwa kar aya hai..... :-P
 
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