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prempagla

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Kal jab raste pe ja raha ta to tumko dekha
Kal jab raste pe ja raha ta to tumko dekha
aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahega
Who let the dogs out...

MOHABBAT ME AISA MUKAAM AATA HAI...
HAR GHADI SARDI AUR JUKAAM AATA HAI...

Mukkamal itni khusian mili ki aknh se ansoo aa gaye.....
Mukkamal itni khusian mili ki aknh se ansoo aa gaye.....,
Ghalib ne pucha roomal kahan hai.

her samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misael nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.

Tu saath hai mere to dil azad hai mera...
Tu saath hai mere to dil azad hai mera...
Tu keh de apne baap se yehi damad hai tera....

Dekh karr saawli surat kisi matwaali ki
Dekh karr saawali surat kisi matwaali ki
Mai musalmaan
Mai musalmaan
Par bol utha JAI KAALI KI!

Ye chand bhi kya hasin sitam dhata hai!!
Ye chand bhi kya hasin sitam dhata hai!!
bachpan mein mama, aur jawani mein sanam nazar aata hai!!

At last special shayri for u all.....

Kashmir ke angoor bade khatte hote hai
Meri shaiyari sunane wale ullu ke pathhe hote hai


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NewYorker

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«Reply #1 on: December 24, 2004, 07:18:05 AM »

Quote from: "prempagla"

Ye chand bhi kya hasin sitam dhata hai!!
Ye chand bhi kya hasin sitam dhata hai!!
bachpan mein mama
aur jawani mein sanam nazar aata hai!!

This one was really good.

yom


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Namkeen

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«Reply #2 on: December 24, 2004, 07:22:01 AM »

lol


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Namkeen

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«Reply #3 on: December 24, 2004, 07:26:50 AM »

Mein kal jaa rahi thi,
Ki meri chappal toot gayi,
Ab chappal to moochi seeta hai,
Seeta to darzi bhi hai,
Darzi to kapde seeta hai,
Kapde to rangeen hote hein,
Rangeen to lota bhi hota hai,
Lota to bathroom mein hota hai,
Bathroom mein to nal bhi hota hai,
Nal to lohe ka hota hai,
Lohe ki to istiri bi hoti hai,
Istri to garam hoti hai,
Garam to custard bhi hota hai,
Custard to peela hota hai,
Peela to chuza bhi hota hai,
Chuza to ande main se nikalta hai,
Anda to safaid hota hai,
Safaid to doodh bhi hota hai,
Doodh to bhains deti hai,
Bhains to kaali hoti hai,
Kaala to bengali bhi hota hai,
Bengali to paan khata hai,
Paan to laal hota hai,
Laal to gulab main bhi hota hai,
Gulaab main to kaante hote hein,
Kaante to machli main bhi hote hein,
Machli to achchi hoti hai,
Achcha to bandar bhi hota hai,
Bandar to ladke bhi hote hai,
hai bhagwaan tune ladko ko bandar jaisa kyu banaya.....

Winking


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NewYorker

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«Reply #4 on: December 24, 2004, 12:14:37 PM »

Quote from: "Namkeen"

Mein kal jaa raha thi,
Ki meri chappal toot gayi,
Ab chappal to moochi seeta hai,
Seeta to darzi bhi hai,
Darzi to kapde seeta hai,
Kapde to rangeen hote hein,
Rangeen to lota bhi hota hai,
Lota to bathroom mein hota hai,
Bathroom mein to nal bhi hota hai,
Nal to lohe ka hota hai,
Lohe ki to istiri bi hoti hai,
Istri to garam hoti hai,
Garam to custard bhi hota hai,
Custard to peela hota hai,
Peela to chuza bhi hota hai,
Chuza to ande main se nikalta hai,
Anda to safaid hota hai,
Safaid to doodh bhi hota hai,
Doodh to bhains deti hai,
Bhains to kaali hoti hai,
Kaala to bengali bhi hota hai,
Bengali to paan khata hai,
Paan to laal hota hai,
Laal to gulab main bhi hota hai,
Gulaab main to kaante hote hein,
Kaante to machli main bhi hote hein,
Machli to achchi hoti hai,
Achcha to bandar bhi hota hai,
Bandar to ladke bhi hote hai,
hai bhagwaan tune ladko ko bandar jaisa kyu banaya.....

Winking

Aap to aise na the... :lol:

:dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy:


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nishita

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«Reply #5 on: December 24, 2004, 01:00:14 PM »

lol prem and namkeen


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #6 on: December 24, 2004, 01:27:15 PM »

lolllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz prem...........namkeen................:lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #7 on: December 24, 2004, 01:30:42 PM »

hahhahah.lolzzzzzzzz all Usual Smile

...papapap.prem...namkeen .....n. NY .janab...hahaha


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #8 on: December 24, 2004, 02:51:29 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

hahhahah.lolzzzzzzzz all Usual Smile

...papapap.prem...namkeen .....n. NY .janab...hahaha

oye salma NY janab kaun hai paagal.......... :lol:


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chilloutwithme

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«Reply #9 on: December 24, 2004, 03:55:27 PM »

lolllllllllz nishita, tumhaara avataar dekha...tooooo gud...tujhey suit karta hai!


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nishita

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«Reply #10 on: December 24, 2004, 04:08:47 PM »

lolzzzzzzz chillu ..... hehe thanks


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #11 on: December 24, 2004, 04:43:31 PM »

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

Quote from: "salma4u"

hahhahah.lolzzzzzzzz all Usual Smile

...papapap.prem...namkeen .....n. NY .janab...hahaha

oye salma NY janab kaun hai paagal.......... :lol:

bewqoof aaga dhek newyorker hai woh hai NY janab,
magar iss ka istyle se thoda mujhe nikamaa yaad aagaya yaar sad5

kitna mazaa aata tha jab usse taang karte the,
pata nahin kahan maara maara phir raha hai kambakat


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #12 on: December 24, 2004, 06:37:04 PM »

uski aadat ne usko nikamma kar di,
kahta phirta hoga gali mein sabko amma.... :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #13 on: December 24, 2004, 06:45:20 PM »

samhjta tho woh ke usse sab kha hein ge abbu jaan,
maine bana diya usse haar jaga mamu jaan:lol:

bechra jab se yahan se bhag gay nikama :lol:
sun raha hai abe nikama nahin to yahan post kar doongi tera naam :wink:


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immi

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«Reply #14 on: December 24, 2004, 07:06:51 PM »

lol all !!


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