hum -Panna 2:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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«Reply #15 on: August 31, 2005, 12:13:57 PM »

yeh sabreena tushar aur devdas mein aag laga rahi hai
in auraton ka koi doosra kaam nahin hai

magar yeh devdas sharab se us aag ko bhujayega,
aur khali bottle sabreena ke sar pe fodega


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«Reply #16 on: August 31, 2005, 12:17:47 PM »

sharaab ki bottle se kya marega mein tujhy top se uda doongi
ab sharaab kaise pee payega,saary maikhano mein aag laga dungi............................................ .......


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«Reply #17 on: August 31, 2005, 12:23:35 PM »

jinhen khana banane aata hai woh hotel mein khana nahin khate,
jinhen sharab banani aati hai woh mahkhane mein sharab nahin peete

sharab banane ki vidhi,

[kacchi angoor ko 1 mahina kisi bartan mein band karke rakhiye...phir usmein lactid acid milaiye aur tab tak garam kijiye jab tak uske upar green colour nahin aa jaata...woh green gravy hataiye aur sharab taiyaar]


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«Reply #18 on: August 31, 2005, 01:16:36 PM »

abey bevakoof shayri toh dhang se pada ker...

[sharaab ki bottle se kya marega mein tujhy top se uda doongi ]

deva jab tum duniya mein hogy hi nahi toh maikhany jaogy kaise
apni yeh sharaab banay kii vidhi kabr mein banaogy kaise............................................ ........


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«Reply #19 on: August 31, 2005, 01:20:53 PM »

main batana bhool gaya tha,

teri top se tere jaise kide-makaude hi mar sakte hain,
kyon devdas ko maarne ke khawab dekh rahi hai


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«Reply #20 on: August 31, 2005, 01:26:16 PM »

meri top sirf deva ko maarny ke liye banayi gayi hai
issliye eri top tere ghar ke bahar lagayi gayi hai
hay nazar teri har harqat per hamari
teri her sharaab kii bottle mein pepsi milayi gayi hai.............................................. .......................


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«Reply #21 on: August 31, 2005, 01:31:27 PM »

woh kiraye ka ghar hai jo maine aap se hi liya tha,
aapne meri ger-haajri mein use top se uda diya tha


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«Reply #22 on: August 31, 2005, 01:35:05 PM »

sharab peeker itna behek gaye ho, apna ghar nahi pehchanty ho
issi sharaab ke nashy mein
dossry kii wife ko apni paro bataty ho
fir uske pati se hamesha maar khaty ho
deva tum itni sharaab kyun pee jaty ho..............................................


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«Reply #23 on: August 31, 2005, 01:45:24 PM »

saara shaher hi hamara hai,
har ghar hi hamara hai,

kyonki tumne kiraya nahin diya hai,
tumhen ghar se nikaal diya hai


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«Reply #24 on: August 31, 2005, 06:50:03 PM »

bin dimaagh ke deva ka bheja sad gaya hai
isky bheje mein murga sad gaya haaii
issliye iska bheja chal nahi raha hai
yeh sharaab peeker idher udher bhatak raha hai......................................


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«Reply #25 on: September 01, 2005, 02:09:37 AM »

Quote from: "tushar_4u_im"

Quote from: "srishti2511"

shayar to bahut khub hain aap
par ashique nahi lagte
lete hain naam T.V. serials ka
ladkiyon ko nahi samajhte

ladki jab thi sirf saas aur bahu
tha woh zamana begana
aaj zamana kahan se kahan pahonch gaya hai
par sonchna tumhara wahi purana
:D :D :D

sans baho se matlab bhi seriel hi tha......

hum karte hai tarif ladkiyo ki magar,.....

hum ladke bhikam nahi hote ......

kerte hai aap jaisi ladkiyo se pyar,....

ye karam bhi kam nahi hote,.....

nibhate hai sath zindgi bher,.......

nibhate hai her rishta umr bhar,.....

magar kuch ladke - ladkiya bhi sitamger kam nahi hote,....

good reply tushar!
but.............

saki kaha appne-
khud par hai bahut ghuroor
par pyar karke isterah
ehsaan na jataiye huzoor
yun toh tumpar hain
humare bhi bahut karam
kartin hain pyar tumse
aur sehtin hain tumhare har sitam
saath detin hain tumhara har mod par
humari ehmiyat tumne samajhte nahi magar!


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«Reply #26 on: September 01, 2005, 04:16:05 PM »

Quote from: "srishti2511"

tujhe chaha tujhse mahobbat ki,....
tujhse pyar kerna hi gunah ho gaya,......
teri marzi se jiya mai,......
aab teri marzi bagar is duniya se juda ho gaya,........


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«Reply #27 on: September 02, 2005, 12:34:55 AM »

very nice..what can i say now!!! :?:

mana ke ladkon ke bina hai duniya adhoori
magar ladkiyon ka duniya mein hona bhi hai zaroori! Usual Smile


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«Reply #28 on: September 02, 2005, 08:51:38 AM »

Quote from: "srishti2511"

very nice..what can i say now!!! :?:

mana ke ladkon ke bina hai duniya adhoori
magar ladkiyon ka duniya mein hona bhi hai zaroori! Usual Smile

tumhari her batt se mai sehmat hu magar ........

kuch to samajhne me tumhe muhe pareshani hogi,.....

ek bar keer ke to dekho batt humse,......

phir ye dosti aapni suhani hogi,......


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«Reply #29 on: September 02, 2005, 05:06:04 PM »

tumhari dosti kisi dushmani se kam na hogi
ladkiyaan patany kii koshish tumhari hamesha jaari rahegi........................................... .......

sudhar jao tushar..................


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