jab tumaari yaad aati hai

by majid on June 22, 2005, 05:34:40 PM
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jab tumaari yaad aati hai  hum kaaghaz aur kalam utha lete hai .

aur tumaara naam likh daalte hai . aur tumaari ek tasveer bhi banaadalte hai .
 
aue niche  ek massege  bhi chhod dete hai  ke Huh?Huh?


 jo koi bhi ise  pakad ke laayega us  50000 inaam milega

to   all badboodar girls :D
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«Reply #1 on: June 22, 2005, 05:41:44 PM »
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unhen apne haathon se nahin pakdenge, haath gande ho jayenge,
unke peeche kutte laga denge, jo badbudaar ladkiyon ko pakad kar layenge
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«Reply #2 on: June 22, 2005, 05:51:05 PM »
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LAGTA HAI MAJID,
TUMHARI GIRL FRIEND KE BAHOT BADBOO AATI HAI,
JISKE SADMEIN SE TUM AB TAK NAHI JAAG PAAYE,
KYA WO AB BHI TUMSE CHIPKI HAI,
JO TUM AB TAK USS SE NAHI BHAAG PAAYE.....


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jab tumaari yaad aati hai  hum kaaghaz aur kalam utha lete hai .

aur tumaara naam likh daalte hai . aur tumaari ek tasveer bhi banaadalte hai .
 
aue niche  ek massege  bhi chhod dete hai  ke Huh?Huh?


 jo koi bhi ise  pakad ke laayega us  50000 inaam milega

to   all badboodar girls :D
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«Reply #3 on: June 22, 2005, 05:52:33 PM »
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ARREEE DEVDASS JI,

TUM TO SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUMHARI BHI MEMORY LOST HO GAYEE,
MAJID KO TO AKAL THI HE NAHI,
PUR KYA TUMHARI AKAL BHI SO GAYEE......




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unhen apne haathon se nahin pakdenge, haath gande ho jayenge,
unke peeche kutte laga denge, jo badbudaar ladkiyon ko pakad kar layenge
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«Reply #4 on: June 22, 2005, 05:58:15 PM »
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ARREEE DEVDASS JI,

TUM TO SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUMHARI BHI MEMORY LOST HO GAYEE,
MAJID KO TO AKAL THI HE NAHI,
PUR KYA TUMHARI AKAL BHI SO GAYEE......




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unhen apne haathon se nahin pakdenge, haath gande ho jayenge,
unke peeche kutte laga denge, jo badbudaar ladkiyon ko pakad kar layenge


thanx for the compliment ninaahji,

kitna fark hai aap mein aur un faaltu ladkiyon mein,
pata nahin aap kaise fas gayi unke jhamele mein

meri akal to so gayi hai aur woh uth bhi sakti hai,
magar jin ladkiyon ki akal ko tala laga hai, jinki chaabi[key] kho gayi hai unka tala kaise khul sakta hai

agar tala tod diya to sar foot jayega,
aur yeh devdas jail mein jayega
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«Reply #5 on: June 22, 2005, 06:02:22 PM »
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YOU ARE MOST WELCOME DEVDASS JI,


HUM BHI UNHI LADKIYON MEIN SE HAIN,
JINHE AAP KAFI KUCH KEH JAATE HAIN,
PLEASE MIND MAT KIJIYE,
PUR AB AAP BHI HUME WAISE HE NAZAR AATE HAIN,

AAP TO INTELLIGENT HAIN,
MAJID KI TARAH KYON ACT KARTE HAIN,
MAJID TO PAGAL HO HE GAYA HAI,
AAP KYON USKI TARAH KYON REACT KARTE HAIN....



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ARREEE DEVDASS JI,

TUM TO SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUMHARI BHI MEMORY LOST HO GAYEE,
MAJID KO TO AKAL THI HE NAHI,
PUR KYA TUMHARI AKAL BHI SO GAYEE......




Quote from: "Devdas_online"
unhen apne haathon se nahin pakdenge, haath gande ho jayenge,
unke peeche kutte laga denge, jo badbudaar ladkiyon ko pakad kar layenge


thanx for the compliment ninaahji,

kitna fark hai aap mein aur un faaltu ladkiyon mein,
pata nahin aap kaise fas gayi unke jhamele mein

meri akal to so gayi hai aur woh uth bhi sakti hai,
magar jin ladkiyon ki akal ko tala laga hai, jinki chaabi[key] kho gayi hai unka tala kaise khul sakta hai

agar tala tod diya to sar foot jayega,
aur yeh devdas jail mein jayega
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«Reply #6 on: June 22, 2005, 06:06:45 PM »
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YOU ARE MOST WELCOME DEVDASS JI,


HUM BHI UNHI LADKIYON MEIN SE HAIN,
JINHE AAP KAFI KUCH KEH JAATE HAIN,
PLEASE MIND MAT KIJIYE,
PUR AB AAP BHI HUME WAISE HE NAZAR AATE HAIN,

AAP TO INTELLIGENT HAIN,
MAJID KI TARAH KYON ACT KARTE HAIN,
MAJID TO PAGAL HO HE GAYA HAI,
AAP KYON USKI TARAH KYON REACT KARTE HAIN....



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Quote from: "Ninaah"
ARREEE DEVDASS JI,

TUM TO SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUMHARI BHI MEMORY LOST HO GAYEE,
MAJID KO TO AKAL THI HE NAHI,
PUR KYA TUMHARI AKAL BHI SO GAYEE......




Quote from: "Devdas_online"
unhen apne haathon se nahin pakdenge, haath gande ho jayenge,
unke peeche kutte laga denge, jo badbudaar ladkiyon ko pakad kar layenge


thanx for the compliment ninaahji,

kitna fark hai aap mein aur un faaltu ladkiyon mein,
pata nahin aap kaise fas gayi unke jhamele mein

meri akal to so gayi hai aur woh uth bhi sakti hai,
magar jin ladkiyon ki akal ko tala laga hai, jinki chaabi[key] kho gayi hai unka tala kaise khul sakta hai

agar tala tod diya to sar foot jayega,
aur yeh devdas jail mein jayega


dekhiye ninaahji, duniya ka ek dastoor hai,

agar koi aapko rulata hai to aap use gaaliyan dete ho,
agar majid jaisa koi aapko hasata hai to aap usko paagal, bewakoof kehti ho

to mujhe batao saamne wala kya kare..hasaye ki rulaye...
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Ninaah
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«Reply #7 on: June 22, 2005, 06:12:02 PM »
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DEVDASS JI AGAR AAP ACCHI TARAH PADEIN,
TO YAHAN SHURUWAT MAJID NE KI THI.........

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YOU ARE MOST WELCOME DEVDASS JI,


HUM BHI UNHI LADKIYON MEIN SE HAIN,
JINHE AAP KAFI KUCH KEH JAATE HAIN,
PLEASE MIND MAT KIJIYE,
PUR AB AAP BHI HUME WAISE HE NAZAR AATE HAIN,

AAP TO INTELLIGENT HAIN,
MAJID KI TARAH KYON ACT KARTE HAIN,
MAJID TO PAGAL HO HE GAYA HAI,
AAP KYON USKI TARAH KYON REACT KARTE HAIN....



Quote from: "Devdas_online"
Quote from: "Ninaah"
ARREEE DEVDASS JI,

TUM TO SAMJHDAR NAZAR AATE THE,
TUMHARI BHI MEMORY LOST HO GAYEE,
MAJID KO TO AKAL THI HE NAHI,
PUR KYA TUMHARI AKAL BHI SO GAYEE......




Quote from: "Devdas_online"
unhen apne haathon se nahin pakdenge, haath gande ho jayenge,
unke peeche kutte laga denge, jo badbudaar ladkiyon ko pakad kar layenge


thanx for the compliment ninaahji,

kitna fark hai aap mein aur un faaltu ladkiyon mein,
pata nahin aap kaise fas gayi unke jhamele mein

meri akal to so gayi hai aur woh uth bhi sakti hai,
magar jin ladkiyon ki akal ko tala laga hai, jinki chaabi[key] kho gayi hai unka tala kaise khul sakta hai

agar tala tod diya to sar foot jayega,
aur yeh devdas jail mein jayega


dekhiye ninaahji, duniya ka ek dastoor hai,

agar koi aapko rulata hai to aap use gaaliyan dete ho,
agar majid jaisa koi aapko hasata hai to aap usko paagal, bewakoof kehti ho

to mujhe batao saamne wala kya kare..hasaye ki rulaye...
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Ninaah
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«Reply #8 on: June 23, 2005, 05:29:11 PM »
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THEEK KAHA MAJID AAPNE........

KI POLICE WALE KI BAAT KA,
GHADHE KI LAAT KA,
AURAT KI JAAT KA
AUR LADKON KI AUKAT KA KABHI BHAROSA NAHI KARNA...

HAR LADKA YAHAN GADHA HAI,
HAR LADKI KO AAJMATA HAI,
JAB PADTI HAI JOOTI SUR PE LADKIYON KI,
TO APNI AMMI KO APNE SAATH LATA HAI......


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thanks devdaas  bhai.   arey devdaas bhai ek baat boloon kya aap ko?


yaar police wale ki baat ka .ghadhe ki laat ka aur ..aurat  ki jaat ka kabhi bhi bharosha nahi karna  chahiye .s. kabhi bhi dhaga  de sakti hai  .

so yaar in ladkiyo se thora door hi raho ok .ye ladkiya doorse hi achhi hai .

jitna paas jao utna  woh bandariya lagti hai
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«Reply #9 on: June 23, 2005, 05:55:17 PM »
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OFFO MAJID KYON APNE KO GALI DENE MEIN LAGE REHTE HO!!!!!

TAUBA APNE SAATH APNI AMMI KO BHI "BANDAR KI AMMA" KEH RAHE HO.... AREEEEE KUCH TO SHARAM KARO... WO TUMHARI AMMI HAI UNHE KYON BANDAR BANA RAHE HO.... TUM BANDAR HO, ISMEIN KOI SHAQ NAHI..... LEKIN PLEASE AISE APNE SE BADO KA APMAAN NA KARO.... HUME YE BILKUL NAHI PASAND HAI....

THEEK HAI YA ABHI BHI NAHI SAMJHE..... HAAN TUM JAISE GADHE KO BAAT AAJ NAHI KAL SAMAJH MEIN AAYEGI.....


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are  ninaah g  aukad ki baat karti ho  to hum ladke tum ladkiyo ki aukad achhi tarha se jaante hai ke tum kitne paani mai ho ok.

aur rahi baat ammi ki to woh isliye laate hai ke tum  ladkiyo se shaadi karke  tum ladkiyo ko hi tumaari juti se maare samji   bandar ki maa
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«Reply #10 on: June 23, 2005, 06:26:37 PM »
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majid.....

tumharey jootey tumharey hi sar per marenge
tumhari shaadi kii chudail se kerwaa denge
tumse koi ladki toh shaadi keregi nahi
ham tumhe banderiya hi dilwa denge
na psand kery ger bandariya tumko
toh ham tumko sanyaassi bana denge.....................

or bond kya tum bander bond oo7 banney ke bhi layak nahi ho.................
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«Reply #11 on: June 23, 2005, 08:48:48 PM »
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nahi majid bhai ko bndriya nahi dena
kyunki woh tumhe nahi chahta hai shehna
tum jao gadhe ke saath shaadi kar lo
majid ko kyun ko kyun pyaar karti ho
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«Reply #12 on: June 24, 2005, 12:24:21 AM »
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Shakeel ji aap in dono ke beech na aye
Ye dewane premi ADITIONAL TENSION kyu khai
Ab samjha karo, ITS TIME FOR US TO SIT BY THE STANDS AND ENJOY,
In dono ki larai, YOU KNOW "TILL DO OR DIE" OH! BOY!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #13 on: June 24, 2005, 03:57:06 AM »
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no hum kaha samjenge  bond ki beti to aap ho na.

aur badar hoga tera pur khandaan samji bond ki beti 007


Gali dena shahid appka pesha hai, maar khana app ka style hai,larkiyon se fight karna appko pasand hai, larko se na pasdagi karna appki aadat hai,,, tu ghalibaan app kahin "hijrey" tu nahi,,,[/
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«Reply #14 on: June 24, 2005, 11:05:26 PM »
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Shakeel ji aap in dono ke beech na aye
Ye dewane premi ADITIONAL TENSION kyu khai
Ab samjha karo, ITS TIME FOR US TO SIT BY THE STANDS AND ENJOY,
In dono ki larai, YOU KNOW "TILL DO OR DIE"   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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