karunanidhan

tapasya ker ek din mainey prashann kiya <EDIT> ko
prakat ho wo bole kyn yaad kiya karunanidhan ko
main bola var do bhagwan gareebi se mar raha hu.
wo bole main bhi aarthik tangi se gujar raha hu.

wo bole mera raaj paath chala gaya,
ab gujare ke liye mini skirt sil raha hu.
taki ek din bulandiyaa choom saku.
aur.. desh ke netao ki tarah maruti mein ghoom saku.

per tum to aacha khase kha- pee rahe ho
kuch nhi to do waqt ki rti to mil jaati hai
aur... hume jo subah parsad milta hai
wo bhi cheeti leker chali jaati hai

raat ko jub khali haath ghar jaate hai
to biwi ki daat khate hai
isiliye to <EDIT> ji kaware hai
phir bhi unke bacche dher sare hai

kya tum isay aabadi ka udeesh nhi kahoge
parivaar niyojan per ek bhari thesh nhi kahoge
ab to ek hi upay hai tum rakshah raj ke paas jaao
suna hai wo bahut aamir hai unhe hi prashann ker vardaan paao.

aur.. meri visiting fees 50 rupaye laao
taki aaj khali haath ghar naa jaau
aur.. biwi ki maar na khau..
aur..

sahi kaha pooja ji