Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

by Delicate_Doll on March 16, 2006, 04:47:53 PM

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chitra

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«Reply #105 on: April 04, 2006, 08:13:28 AM »

Tosha...Tune itna Majnu ka jhutta kyo khaya
Dekh tera pet fool ke Gubbara ho gya
ab udd jaye tu asmaan mein to na kahna
Laila ki shadee thee lafda mere saath kyo ho gya


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #106 on: April 04, 2006, 08:21:30 AM »

Laila k shaadi mein dhamaal mach gaya;
Chitra k sarr ka fuse udd gaya;
Jab Mastarni sahiba k peeche tommy padh gaya...


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chitra

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #107 on: April 04, 2006, 08:25:23 AM »

laila ki shadee mein wah wah kya gazab ho gya
mere peechhe ek shayar_dildaar ho gya
khopdee ka FUSE lagate hi samjh aaya
pichhe padne wala hi to TOMMY ho gya


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #108 on: April 04, 2006, 08:27:55 AM »

Laila k shadi mein lafda ho gaya;
Chitra ko tang dildaar ne kiya ab kaha;
Ek baar piche tere lag jao;
Teri to khair nahin, kitne baar samjhau...


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chitra

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #109 on: April 04, 2006, 08:32:20 AM »

ja ja....mere pichhe pad ke kai ashiq roye
apna chain neend dil se bhi haath dhoye
teri nahi himmat mujhe pakdne ke
lag to sahi pichhe fir dekh tu kitna roye


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #110 on: April 04, 2006, 08:32:45 AM »

Laila k shaadi mein lafda ho gaya;
Chup kyun ho gaye, kya hosh udd gaya...


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #111 on: April 04, 2006, 08:37:11 AM »

Laila k shaadi mein lafda ho gaya;
Dildaar ne shayad kuch rude baatein keh diya;
Ainda se sambhalke baatein kiya karo;
Dost ya bhai jaise humse bhartaw kiya karo....


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chitra

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #112 on: April 04, 2006, 08:37:52 AM »

laila lo dekh dildaar khamaush ho gya
bhayanak chehara dekh wo to ghayal ho gya
wah ri laila ki shadee tu bhi kya hui
dekh tere dar pe ek aur bimaar ho gya


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #113 on: April 04, 2006, 08:41:34 AM »

Laila k shaadi mein lafda ho gaya;
Dildaar ne chitra k saath aaj jung-e-jugalnbandhi ched diya;
Chalo do do haath aaj ho jaye;
Mastarni mein dum hain, aaj dekha jaye...


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chitra

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #114 on: April 04, 2006, 08:47:00 AM »

Le tu bhi apne daant tudawa le
mere haathi se pani khopdee fudawa le
samne hi hai CLINIC dildaar
chal JUNG jara jor ki ho jaye


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #115 on: April 04, 2006, 08:50:11 AM »

Clinic ke sair toh aapko karwayenge;
Gesuon ke baal ko hare rangwayenge;
Zara jung mein bhang to bhar du;
AApke ko gusse se laal bhi kar du...


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chitra

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #116 on: April 04, 2006, 08:54:32 AM »

kya kar doon kar doon laga rakhi hai
kham-kha is jung ko rukwa rakhi hai
le main mara ek ghusa tere chokhte pe DHISHUM
Wah wah ..kya rowani surat tune bana rakhi hai


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #117 on: April 04, 2006, 08:58:49 AM »

Haule se maariye, ladkiyan maayus ho jayegi;
Dildaar is danger, yeh aap se manwayenge;
Be careful mastarni, zara jung tez kar du;
Aapke chai mein julaab ki goli mein daal du...


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chitra

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #118 on: April 04, 2006, 09:03:58 AM »

Hello dildaar is jung mein hum kabhi haare nahi
le ek aur Ghussa apni naak pe, tu manega nahi
dekho bhaiyo is dangar aadmi ko
iske jaisee patlee haalt kya kisi aur ki hogi


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shayar_dildaar

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Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.

«Reply #119 on: April 04, 2006, 09:07:57 AM »

Ghussa na maariye, bohot lagta hain;
Aag babula na hona, blood pressure badh jata hain;
Ghar pey rothiye sekhiye, kaam ayenge;
"U r sad", aapke pati parmeshwar samajh jayenge