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by HumTum on May 30, 2005, 06:29:29 PM
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kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum
kya bemaar ho bahut patli ho tum

barson pehle howa koi kasoor ho tum
ped pe latka howa koi khajur ho tum

bin baadal ke jaise barkha ho tum
khadi banti hai jisse wo charkha ho tum

kitni tareef karoun ke kya ho tum
eek hi kaafi hai wo jhatka ho tum

bewkoof ho bilkul anaadi ho tum
bina ghoday ki gaadi ho tum

poori ammavas ki shaam ho tum
bilkul choosa howa aam ho tum

galat disha mein nikli bijli ho tum
kabhi na mitne waali khujli ho tum

jise koi nahi dekhta wo cinemaa ho tum
bina naadey ke phisalta paijama ho tum

sara din padosioon ko sataati ho tum
gadhon ki kya kami hai jo gaati ho tum

adh maray ko maarti pura ho tum
jo kabhi na baje wo tambura ho tum

HumTum

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«Reply #1 on: May 30, 2005, 06:47:20 PM »
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kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum
kya bemaar ho bahut patli ho tum

barson pehle howa koi kasoor ho tum
ped pe latka howa koi khajur ho tum

bin baadal ke jaise barkha ho tum
khadi banti hai jisse wo charkha ho tum

kitni tareef karoun ke kya ho tum
eek hi kaafi hai wo jhatka ho tum

bewkoof ho bilkul anaadi ho tum
bina ghoday ki gaadi ho tum

poori ammavas ki shaam ho tum
bilkul choosa howa aam ho tum

galat disha mein nikli bijli ho tum
kabhi na mitne waali khujli ho tum

jise koi nahi dekhta wo cinemaa ho tum
bina naadey ke phisalta paijama ho tum

sara din padosioon ko sataati ho tum
gadhon ki kya kami hai jo gaati ho tum

adh maray ko maarti pura ho tum
jo kabhi na baje wo tambura ho tum

HumTum



arre sub hum nahi hai 1 tum then hum,........

mere dil witch hai hum tum,.....
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«Reply #2 on: May 30, 2005, 07:32:51 PM »
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kya baat hai tushaar bhai .....

mere uper khuda ka barpaa sitam ho tum
kabhi na footey asiaa bum ho tum !!
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ishaan
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«Reply #3 on: May 30, 2005, 08:18:56 PM »
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kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum
kya bemaar ho bahut patli ho tum

barson pehle howa koi kasoor ho tum
ped pe latka howa koi khajur ho tum

bin baadal ke jaise barkha ho tum
khadi banti hai jisse wo charkha ho tum

kitni tareef karoun ke kya ho tum
eek hi kaafi hai wo jhatka ho tum

bewkoof ho bilkul anaadi ho tum
bina ghoday ki gaadi ho tum

poori ammavas ki shaam ho tum
bilkul choosa howa aam ho tum

galat disha mein nikli bijli ho tum
kabhi na mitne waali khujli ho tum

jise koi nahi dekhta wo cinemaa ho tum
bina naadey ke phisalta paijama ho tum

sara din padosioon ko sataati ho tum
gadhon ki kya kami hai jo gaati ho tum

adh maray ko maarti pura ho tum
jo kabhi na baje wo tambura ho tum

HumTum



lol...wonderful...kya baat hai yaar, bahut badhiya dimag chala tumhara...i cudnt stop laughing after reading this shayari.... :D
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«Reply #4 on: May 30, 2005, 08:27:55 PM »
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Shukriya Ishaan Bhai .....  aur suno !!!

assi unchi nichi dagriya ho tum
jungle se baagi hui bandriya ho tum !!
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Meena
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«Reply #5 on: May 30, 2005, 10:19:54 PM »
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hahahahaha to gud hum tum ji!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


koi na khaye, aisi jali hui roti ho tum,
jo koi na pehne aisi fati hui dhoti ho tum!  :lol:
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«Reply #6 on: May 31, 2005, 12:00:09 AM »
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hummmm Meena ji hummmmmm..... yeh suniye .....

kissi betukey shayar ki qawali ho tum
nahati nhi kya, badi kali ho tum !!

ab boliye

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«Reply #7 on: May 31, 2005, 01:37:17 AM »
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kya baat hai meena ji...aapne accha jawab diya
lekin phir bhi ladkiyon ka hunar nazar nahi aaya

humtum ne dala aisa bomb
prove karo tum usko wrong,

bhai humtum....bahut badhiya
meena ji akeli padd gayee nahi to bahut maza aata...woh jo baki baatuni ladkiyan(lade hai duffer, woh deadly sabreena, darawni si ladkiyan) ye sher padhe to tum par tut padegi....lol
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«Reply #8 on: May 31, 2005, 09:16:59 AM »
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kya baat hai tushaar bhai .....

mere uper khuda ka barpaa sitam ho tum
kabhi na footey asiaa bum ho tum !!


hum fute na fute hum kuch ker hi jate hai,...

k yaad aabhi na kare karegi duniya hume humare jane k badd,....
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«Reply #9 on: May 31, 2005, 10:00:53 PM »
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kya baat hai tushaar bhai .....

mere uper khuda ka barpaa sitam ho tum
kabhi na footey asiaa bum ho tum !!


hum fute na fute hum kuch ker hi jate hai,...

k yaad aabhi na kare karegi duniya hume humare jane k badd,....


kya baat hai tushaar bhai ........

kab se iss yoindia ke andaar ho tum
zoo se bagaa hua bandar ho tum !!  

lolzzzzz
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«Reply #10 on: May 31, 2005, 10:10:55 PM »
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kya baat hai ....nice all of u....

lolzzzzzzzzz
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HumTum
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«Reply #11 on: May 31, 2005, 10:22:54 PM »
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waah .. Nikki ji ....

jab se iss thread pe aayi ho tum
phot rhey hai patakey bdum bdum !!
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«Reply #12 on: May 31, 2005, 10:29:33 PM »
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kya baat hai tushaar bhai .....

mere uper khuda ka barpaa sitam ho tum
kabhi na footey asiaa bum ho tum !!


hum fute na fute hum kuch ker hi jate hai,...

k yaad aabhi na kare karegi duniya hume humare jane k badd,....


kya baat hai tushaar bhai ........

kab se iss yoindia ke andaar ho tum
zoo se bagaa hua bandar ho tum !!  

lolzzzzz



bus tumne de diya dosti ko wazifa,...

ker diya humari izzat ka fAZITA,.....
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«Reply #13 on: May 31, 2005, 11:21:09 PM »
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ye kya tha maine padha nahin...
2nd page pe hai mujhe 1st page jana nahin... :p
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«Reply #14 on: June 01, 2005, 03:23:57 AM »
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kya baat hai tushaar bhai .....

mere uper khuda ka barpaa sitam ho tum
kabhi na footey asiaa bum ho tum !!


hum fute na fute hum kuch ker hi jate hai,...

k yaad aabhi na kare karegi duniya hume humare jane k badd,....


kya baat hai tushaar bhai ........

kab se iss yoindia ke andaar ho tum
zoo se bagaa hua bandar ho tum !!  

lolzzzzz



bus tumne de diya dosti ko wazifa,...

ker diya humari izzat ka fAZITA,.....


kya baat ker rhey ho tushaar miyaaN ........ aisa bilkul nhi hai !!! suno ...

tumhari dosti hamari ser ankhooN per
gusaa may kijiyega hamari batooN per !!
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