MAD ADS...ur creavity

by Meena on March 26, 2005, 05:40:16 PM
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Meri yeh post gum hogayi thi sad5

So this thread is to show ur creativty! think abt a USELESS product and make a add for it. shayarana andaz me apna product ki useless khoobiyan pesh kijiye.

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«Reply #1 on: March 26, 2005, 05:40:54 PM »
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so i will start:

FIREWALL

Computer ki duniya me aya hai ek naya firewall,
Ek bar install kar lo phir dikhayegi apna kamal,

Virus, trojaner aur hackers ko apne pas woh kenche,
Unko hatane chahoge to hoga apka bura haal,

Ladies ka bhi faida hai, make up ki aab zaroorat nahin,
Virus wala computer dekh kar, gusse se chehra hojayega tomatar jaisa lal,

Uninstall karna ho to dial karo help line ka number,
Hold pe  rakhenge apko, phone ke bill se hojayenge aap kangal,

Kyu khadardano, jaldi kareedo aur koi shanka na rakho,
Ke humara firewall hai duniya me sabse bemisal!!!!

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«Reply #2 on: March 26, 2005, 07:09:22 PM »
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COla ki duniyaa ka naya sartaaj
agar josh ho dil mein
aur hosh hon ghar mein
to aazmaiye ... naya colaa
Bhola colaa...........claps claps

ye bhola uncle log ko chokra banata hai
aur baki sab ko naughty banataa hai

BHOLA cola
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«Reply #3 on: March 26, 2005, 07:24:06 PM »
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Girl's Out

Science ne maccharon ko bhagane ke liye 'All-Out' banaya hai,

Magar hamari company ne ladkiyon ko bhagane ke liye 'Girl's-Out'  banaya hai,

Jo bina electricity ke chalta hai, aur ladkiyon ko yoindia se chalta karta hai,

Sirf itna hi nahin, promotion ke liye, ek ke saath ek free hai, to jaldi kijiye yeh offer sirf 31 April 2005 tak hi hai.

Iski adhik jankari ke liye Mr. Jitender urf Devdas ko turant sampark karen.
phone no. 420 420 420
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«Reply #4 on: March 26, 2005, 07:57:49 PM »
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Computer ki na toote ladi
surf karle (internet) ghadi do ghadi
computer ki na toote ladi
surf karle (internet) ghadi do ghadi

ho lambi lambi downloads ko chodo
ho lambi lambi downloads ko chodo
pyar ki choti si offline hi hai badi
surf karle ghadi do ghadi

WOh program ka fayda hi kyaa
jis program ki koi kahani na ho
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #5 on: March 26, 2005, 08:01:25 PM »
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plz. do shayaris only... :D
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Meena
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«Reply #6 on: March 26, 2005, 10:22:57 PM »
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lollllllllllll gud one DO and friend ji!!!11

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«Reply #7 on: March 26, 2005, 10:24:04 PM »
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Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
plz. do shayaris only... :D


yeh shayari hi to ho rahi hai Shocked
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«Reply #8 on: March 26, 2005, 10:34:32 PM »
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lolzzzzzzz  meena.........freind.......devdas....  sabhi  logon ke  products....  bahot  acche  hain......demo  mein  kab  doge sabhi  log.....  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #9 on: March 26, 2005, 10:43:23 PM »
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Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
plz. do shayaris only... :D


im sorry galatfaimi door hogayi!

 :D
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«Reply #10 on: March 26, 2005, 10:43:51 PM »
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lolzzzzzzz  meena.........freind.......devdas....  sabhi  logon ke  products....  bahot  acche  hain......demo  mein  kab  doge sabhi  log.....  :lol:  :lol:


lol thanx na tum bhi kuch becho yaha

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«Reply #11 on: March 26, 2005, 10:48:37 PM »
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here is another product:

Worls Best Cream

Kitni Creams hai yaha jinse milta hai apko gorapan,
Par sirf Worlds-Best-Cream se milega apko kalapan,

Ladke aap pe line marna chod denge,
Aur saath me band hojayega unka deewanapan,

Dekha gentlemans ki ladies hume kitna hai apka khayal,
Humare dil me apke liye kitna hai apnapan!

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«Reply #12 on: March 26, 2005, 11:01:19 PM »
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areeee   meena   pehle  tum  logon  ke  products  dekh  loon  ....  main baad  mein  laonga.....sabse accha....  :wink:
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«Reply #13 on: March 27, 2005, 11:53:41 AM »
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Tere mere beech mein
kaisa hai yeh software anjaana
virus hai isme kounsa mujhko bataana
ho ho tere mere beech mein

kitne software hai humne khareede ho
mila nahi abhi tak aisa koi suhaana
virus hai isme kounsa mujhko bataana
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«Reply #14 on: March 27, 2005, 11:57:32 AM »
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De de bill de de bill
paise mere paas ab nahin
next time doonga jab treat
laaoonga main paise o mere meeet

kaise bill de doon bill
paise to mere paas bhi nahin
tayaar ho ja mere meet
bartan dhoenge hum very neat...
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