only sardars

by sachin_9810****** on March 13, 2005, 09:22:43 PM
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a sardar was walking in a market wid his
parrot sitting on his solder.
A bypasser asks: kahan se laya ye janwar?
parrot: punjab se  :lol:
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pandit
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«Reply #1 on: March 13, 2005, 09:26:51 PM »
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wah sachin,
maza aa gaya ....................
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«Reply #2 on: March 13, 2005, 09:30:54 PM »
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offffo yeh to joke hai
funny section mein kya kar rahe ho
hehe :lol:
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pandit
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«Reply #3 on: March 13, 2005, 09:32:17 PM »
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to kaha jayen,
aap hi bata de koi raasta.................
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«Reply #4 on: March 13, 2005, 09:42:51 PM »
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ye aaj kal kya ho gaya hai yoindia ko ki,
hamare id par shyariyon ki reply nahi aati hai?
gar kisi aur ko bhi problm ho iss tarah ki to plz
batayea aur isko sahi karwaayea.
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«Reply #5 on: March 13, 2005, 09:46:01 PM »
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Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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«Reply #6 on: March 13, 2005, 09:46:49 PM »
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wah maza hi aagaya sachinji...............
kuch aur arz karo..............
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«Reply #7 on: March 13, 2005, 09:49:59 PM »
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
 Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password.  
 It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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«Reply #8 on: March 13, 2005, 09:52:35 PM »
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lol
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«Reply #9 on: March 13, 2005, 09:55:58 PM »
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Once a sardarji was selected in Kaun Banega Crorepati. He was sitting next to Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: 'Sat sri akal ji'
Sardarji: 'Sat sri akal'

Amitabh: 'To aap Delhi se hain'
Sardarji: 'Ji haan'

Amitabh: 'To aap yahan apne pitaji ke saath aaye hain'
Sardarji: 'Ji haan'

Amitabh: 'Apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Humm'

Amitabh: 'Apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Humm'

Amitabh: 'Hamne pucha apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Apne char option to deeye hei nahin !!!!!'
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«Reply #10 on: March 13, 2005, 09:58:05 PM »
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are meena ji,
aap yu na raaz kholiyea idher,
hum bhi hai jawan,
dil hamara bhi khaata hai hitchkole,
gar maar de kabhi aankh to ,
zurm nahi hai ye.
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«Reply #11 on: March 13, 2005, 10:00:43 PM »
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Quote from: "pandit"
are meena ji,
aap yu na raaz kholiyea idher,
hum bhi hai jawan,
dil hamara bhi khaata hai hitchkole,
gar maar de kabhi aankh to ,
zurm nahi hai ye.


 :lol:

rakh kar nam apna "pandit"
kaniyaon ko bahane se chute ho,
jo pehechan le tumari asliyat,
usse khate ho tum jute ho!

 :lol:
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«Reply #12 on: March 13, 2005, 10:02:33 PM »
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hum to wohi karte hai joi sastro me likha hai,
pandito ko bhi hai adhikaar choone ka,
issoar bhi hai gar aapko aitraaz to,
hum kaise jiyenge.
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Meena
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«Reply #13 on: March 13, 2005, 10:06:59 PM »
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hahahaha

arre chuo to ache jazbaat ke saath,
tumara kala man nahin dulega barsat ke saath!

 :lol:
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«Reply #14 on: March 13, 2005, 10:07:49 PM »
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ye section sardars ke liye hai aapke ladne ke liye nahin
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