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sabreena

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«Reply #30 on: March 20, 2005, 12:24:38 AM »

haaan
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ye join join kya hota hai


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«Reply #31 on: March 20, 2005, 01:59:35 AM »

Indira Gandhi wanted a President after the Punjab Crisis.Banta Singh and Ram mohan are the finalists! They are waiting outside Indira's Office for the FINAL interview

Ram mohan is called in first. He nervously adjusts his Dhoti
Indira Gandhi Draws a Big BOLD M on the Black Board, and asks Rammohan
"what is this"?
.............. "M for Mother" is Rammohan's reply.
Indira wants to keep the Test real simple, she thanks Ram and asks him to send Santa Singh in.
Santa Singh is all over Rammohan as he comes out ...
"kee pucchiya .... kee pucchiya"? (what did she ask you)
.... Ram tells him.
Santa Singh memorizes the Answer (M for Mother).

Indira catches Santa unawares with a big bold W on the Board.
What is this? She Demands.

Santa Singh cant make head or tail of the Letter on the Board. He mutters to himself in Punjabi ...
"Lagdi taa Ramu de maa hai, par lattan taan nu kyon chakkiyan hain"?
(Looks likeRammohan's Mother, but why does she have her legs in the air)


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«Reply #32 on: March 20, 2005, 02:03:41 AM »

:war: :D :lol: :wink:


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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«Reply #33 on: March 20, 2005, 05:39:58 AM »

:lol: :lol: ur bery funnny jee


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«Reply #34 on: March 20, 2005, 08:52:02 AM »

The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was the best law enforcement agency. So the UN released a rabbit into the woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff.
The CIA placed animal informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the Punjab Police sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

:lol: :D :war:


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«Reply #35 on: March 20, 2005, 09:12:23 AM »

very true.. punjab police kuch bhi kar sakti hai


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«Reply #36 on: March 20, 2005, 09:33:07 AM »

taan hi taan lokan nu warning de rahi haan sade punjabiaan naal panga na lavo.......... :war: :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #37 on: March 20, 2005, 10:14:53 AM »

Quote from: "mithi_mirch"

taan hi taan lokan nu warning de rahi haan sade punjabiaan naal panga na lavo.......... :war: :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

lenda jera wi punjabiyan naal panga
onu asi kar dende nanga :wink: :lol:


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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #38 on: March 20, 2005, 11:33:55 AM »

Kaanu apna bana ke chad ditta...
Kaanu iis ruh nu adhmara kar ditta.
Ek vaar taan mur ke vekhdi..
tere layi taan assi jahan chadh ditta. .......[/i][/b]


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