...~~priyatama~~...:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Zikr Us dard ka

Chal rahi thee baat, priyatama thee saath,
Priyatama thee saath, chal rahi thee baat,
Dard ki,
Dard ki baat thee, humne kaha,
Priye dard bahut tarpata hai,
Na khaya jaata hai, na soya jaata hai,
Weh sakuchaayee, sharmaayee, haule se muskuraayee,
Aur boli, dard to sabko hota hai,
Pyar mein kaun chain se sota hai,
Wahi dard to hamein bhee satata hai,
Tumhare bina kahan raha jaata hai,
Hum chaunke, “Kahan beh rahi ho?
Kya betuki baat keh rahi ho?”
Do logon ko wahi dard,
Yeh kab sunaayee pada hai?
Sach kaho, Kya tumhara bhee daant sada hai?”
Ab chaunkne ki uski baari thee,
Tyori par poori yuddh kee taiyaari thee.
Boli, “Tum bhee kitne ajeeb ho,
Kalpana shakti se gareeb ho,
Mere dil mein pyar-mohabbat kee baat hai,
Tumhare dimag mein sarha hua daant hai!”
Aah bhar hamne bataya,
Dard ne kitna sataya,
Haan priye, main sachmuch bada abhaga hoon,
Tumhari nahin, dentist kee yaad mein raat bhar jaaga hoon.
Weh rooth kar chal dee ki, “Achchha to jaao,
dentist se hee jaakar nazar milaao.
Tum to dil se zyada daant ke sahare ho.
Isiliye shayad ab tak kunware ho.”

:wink:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #1 on: June 01, 2005, 08:09:12 PM »

nice Humtum :lol: ... abhi tak sada hua daant thek hua ke nahi!!


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«Reply #2 on: June 01, 2005, 08:17:03 PM »

ohh aa gyi dufriyaa kha thi tu :?: yeh sun ....

offf kiya dard tha jo sah nahin paayaa
Daant ke chakkar mein priyatam se kuch kah nahin paayaa
Priyatam ki adaa ne to tab bhi mujhe bahut lubhaayaa
Daant aade aa gayaa isliye main kuch kar nahin paayaa


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«Reply #3 on: June 01, 2005, 08:26:46 PM »

nice langoor :lol:

teri ini harkato ki wajhe se
priyatam ne kisi aur ko aapna miya banaya
tu aapna sada hua daant beech mein kyu laya
kaisi hai bhagwaan ki maya :wink:


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«Reply #4 on: June 01, 2005, 08:29:35 PM »

Thanx bandriya ........ :thumb: yeh sun ...

Dil jab dentist par aataa hai
Pass uske zor se dhadakta hai
Jab usko dil ki dhadkan sunata hoon
Kahti hai daant kiyun kitkitata hai

aut tujhey ik mota bandar bulata hai :lol:


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«Reply #5 on: June 01, 2005, 08:45:48 PM »

ur always welcome langoor :lol:

Priyatama ko tab gussa aata hai
tu kyu sher se chua bana jaata hai
ussko aapne dil ki baat na batata hai
aur dentis ke paas jaake dil ke dhadkan sunate ho

langoor kyu mera dimaag khate ho :wink:


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«Reply #6 on: June 01, 2005, 08:48:41 PM »

yeh humtum isliye tujhey satata hai
kyun ki tera nach issey bda bhata hai :hurray:


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«Reply #7 on: June 01, 2005, 08:56:54 PM »

tujhe kis ne kaha ki tu mujhe satata hai
mujhe kaha naachna aata hai
tu nacch nacch ke mera dil behlata hai


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«Reply #8 on: June 01, 2005, 09:02:09 PM »

kya baat ker rhi hai tu !!!!

nach nach ke sare yoindia ko hila diya tuney
yoindia mein sab ko hasaaa diya tuney !!


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«Reply #9 on: June 01, 2005, 09:10:37 PM »

jhoot kyu bol rahe ho!!!!!!!

meri baat na kar tu aapni baat kar
oye langoor mujhse thoda to dar!!


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«Reply #10 on: June 01, 2005, 09:15:11 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

jhoot kyu bol rahe ho!!!!!!!

meri baat na kar tu aapni baat kar
oye langoor mujhse thoda to dar!!

o lungur bhai sahab ,...........

are humtum tumnahi yar jangle wale humtum bhai sahab duffer se thoda to daro,..

ye to tumhare jungle ki bhutni hai,...

daro,....


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«Reply #11 on: June 01, 2005, 09:17:08 PM »

tuney to draa hi diya bandriya !! yeh sun ..

Ittefaqan maiN kisi mahine agar kam laooN pay
Raat bhar tehrai rakhti hai mujhe ek paooN pe

Kam nahiN huN maiN bhi yaaroN lene apna inteqaam
Jam ke joote maarta huN chupke uski chaooN pe


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«Reply #12 on: June 01, 2005, 09:19:27 PM »

langoor bhai sahab aapko tushar bula raha hai
aap langooro ke raja ho yehi baat woh aapko bata raha hai.......


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«Reply #13 on: June 01, 2005, 09:24:12 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

langoor bhai sahab aapko tushar bula raha hai
aap langooro ke raja ho yehi baat woh aapko bata raha hai.......

haha kya mazak kerti hai shayad ye aapne aap sse darti hai,.....


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«Reply #14 on: June 01, 2005, 09:27:38 PM »

Quote from: "Ladke_hain_duffer"

langoor bhai sahab aapko tushar bula raha hai
aap langooro ke raja ho yehi baat woh aapko bata raha hai.......

aap langooro ke raja ho yehi baat woh aapko bata raha hai......
aap langooro ke raja ho yehi baat woh aapko bata raha hai......

tu bandriya hai Tushaar tujhey yeh samjha rha hai !!


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