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by nishita on September 18, 2004, 06:06:55 AM
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chalo ab naya topic chalu karte hai....

javed akhtar ya shankar mahadevan se na daro
saare hindi english gaano ka yaha kachra karo..
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«Reply #1 on: September 18, 2004, 06:08:38 AM »
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i start with George Michael - Careless Whisper

Here’s a song for those hapless baldies...so singalong!  

                           Hairless Mister: Damn!  

I feel so unsure,
as I take my wig and put it on my bald pate
as the wind blows, nothing on my head
calls to my hairy days
and all the accolades.
I’m never gonna comb again,
plastic teeth have got no reason
though it’s easy to pretend
I know it’s not so cool.
Should’ve known better than to use that soap
and waste the shampoo that I’ve been given,
so I’m never gonna comb again
the way I used to dooo..

...time can never help,
the hairless misters, with a bald pate
to the scalp and mind, there’s a brilliant shine
there’s no protection on the roof
skin is all you’ll find.

...I’m never gonna comb again
plastic teeth have got no reason
though it’s easy to pretend
I know it’s not so cool.
(Chorus )

Tonight my toupee looks so loud
I wish that I was one of this crowd,
surely it’s better to sow,
can’t hurt myself with all the things I want to grow

We could have been so good together
we could have lived this life forever
but my hair wouldn’t stay with me...agony..
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«Reply #2 on: September 18, 2004, 06:10:40 AM »
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heres one hindi marathi mix...

sayonara sayonara
college cha porinwar (girls pe)  line mara
jawal (paas) asel tar miti mara
laamb (duur) asel tar siti mara...
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«Reply #3 on: September 20, 2004, 07:19:50 AM »
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jhonka hawa ka aaj bhi
us room me aata hoga na
proffessor bhi uthke room se
bahar jaata hoga na .....
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«Reply #4 on: September 20, 2004, 07:24:31 AM »
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bahut khoob ab gaane ki waat lgana hai
to hum bhiu shuroo ho jaate hai

ye exam ke time ka humaara favrate song hai

K.T. jaaneman tu hi mera mann tujh bin kaise padhna
summer main tu hai , winter main tu hai
winter me na niklu phir summer me tu hai k.t.
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«Reply #5 on: September 20, 2004, 07:27:57 AM »
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K.T ki baat karte ho to toh hum bhi gayenge...college ke zamane ke yaad mein...

K.T aaayi re aayi re
K.T aayi re
hooo bade time ke baad
karne humko barbaad
accounts ki K.T aayi reeeeee

k.T aayi re aayi re K.T aayi re
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«Reply #6 on: September 20, 2004, 07:34:25 AM »
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jab humaara submission nahi hota tha tab hum ye gana gate the

sandese aate hai hume tadpate hai ki chiti aati hai ki pooche jaati hai
collage kab aaoge, file kab laaoge ki submission tumhaara adhura hai
kale barure ne, mote randaale ne, huteli paatil ne thakeli madam ne aur poocha hai m  m jadhav ne collage kab..................

ae udne wali cigrate ke dhuve mera itana  kaaa\m karega kya mere dost ja mere collage ja mere dosto ko salaam de
aur waha hai IE ka lab jaha rahti hai hateli mam use jaake mera paigaam de

main wapas aaunga, phir se tyie me jo submission hai baaki wo karaauga
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«Reply #7 on: September 20, 2004, 07:37:46 AM »
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awesome... lolll...
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«Reply #8 on: September 20, 2004, 07:38:55 AM »
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ye kya tha
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«Reply #9 on: September 20, 2004, 07:45:39 AM »
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kya kya tha?? maine kaha achha tha
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«Reply #10 on: September 20, 2004, 07:47:21 AM »
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to theek hai
lol se dar lagta hai aap ke
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«Reply #11 on: September 20, 2004, 07:52:51 AM »
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tadap tadap ke is dil se
aah nikalti rahi
mujhko saza di lol ki
aisa kya gunah kiya
ke lol kiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haa lol kiyaaaaaaaaaaa
ke lol kiya teri baaton pe
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«Reply #12 on: September 20, 2004, 07:57:37 AM »
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tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi mujh ko saza di kt ki aisa kya gunaah kiya
to fail hua aaaaaaa. ha fail hua main TYIE me

agar mile wo teacher . poochoonga kya padhaya aaaaaaaaaa
notes mujhe dedi bakwass si paper me kuch naaaya

ajab tha paper yaara aaaaaaaaa, pal do pal ki khushyaaaaaaaa
gum ke khazaane milte hai phir milti ketiyaanaaaaaaaa
machal machal ke...........
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«Reply #13 on: September 20, 2004, 08:01:13 AM »
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aish tu kar yara aish tu kar
K.T gaya tel lene aish tu kar

mauj tu kar yaara mauj tu kar
K.T gaya tel lene mauj tu kar

logo ko fail ki baatein sunaya na kar
log gaye tel lene aish tu kar

padosi ki ladki ko ghumaya kar
padosi gaya tel lene aish tu kar
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«Reply #14 on: October 30, 2004, 04:55:05 AM »
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main to khidki se jaa raha tha
main to ladki pata raha tha
main to dheere dheere gaa raha tha
teri biwi pati to main kya karu?
teri biwi pati to main karu?
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