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by nishita on September 18, 2004, 03:36:55 PM
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«Reply #435 on: February 01, 2005, 04:57:14 PM »
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Shocked

tum ladke bi na haar baar cross connection hi laate ho,
ab tum bi ye baath ko confirm hi karlo
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«Reply #436 on: February 01, 2005, 04:58:24 PM »
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tum double meaning ki baat karte ho to hum kya kare
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«Reply #437 on: February 01, 2005, 05:04:15 PM »
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ya-allah maine kab double meaning wali baath kahi, Shocked
jo tum log aise muje bol rahe ke main aisa kaha hai:roll:
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«Reply #438 on: February 02, 2005, 11:52:59 AM »
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kya chal raha hai
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«Reply #439 on: February 02, 2005, 11:57:20 AM »
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apki dost sufi ki baath chal rahi thi,
woh ek mahan feku hai ye baath ho rahi thi
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«Reply #440 on: February 02, 2005, 09:21:06 PM »
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ya-allah maine kab double meaning wali baath kahi, Shocked
jo tum log aise muje bol rahe ke main aisa kaha hai:roll:


allah se mat poocho
apne post ko padhke dekho

tumne kaha ab haath nahi aayege
main poocha pahle aane wale the kya
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«Reply #441 on: February 03, 2005, 11:39:15 AM »
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«Reply #442 on: February 03, 2005, 03:58:21 PM »
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ya-allah maine kab double meaning wali baath kahi, Shocked
jo tum log aise muje bol rahe ke main aisa kaha hai:roll:


allah se mat poocho
apne post ko padhke dekho

tumne kaha ab haath nahi aayege
main poocha pahle aane wale the kya


offfffffffooooo ya-allah ye ladkon ko kab akal de ga ,
to tum ko direct mathlab chaiye kya uss baath ka ,
agar sufi hota tho uss ka mathlab jaan jata tha,
waise bi aaj usse baath hui thi ,
ab agar aur koi dout hoto usse pooch lo woh clear kar dega,
to lo suno hum haath nahin aane wale mathalb tha...

hum unke haath nahin aane wale ka mathlab tha,
na hum unko kabhi dubara messenger pe Chat kareinge,
na hum hun ko kabhi dubara SMS kiya kareinge,
na kabhi Msg ka aur uss Msg ka Reply kareinge,
na kabhi unse Mobile pa baath kiya kareinge....
aur koi dout ho to poocho woh bi clear kar doon !!!
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«Reply #443 on: February 03, 2005, 04:31:23 PM »
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«Reply #444 on: February 07, 2005, 03:32:16 PM »
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ya-allah maine kab double meaning wali baath kahi, Shocked
jo tum log aise muje bol rahe ke main aisa kaha hai:roll:


allah se mat poocho
apne post ko padhke dekho

tumne kaha ab haath nahi aayege
main poocha pahle aane wale the kya


offfffffffooooo ya-allah ye ladkon ko kab akal de ga ,
to tum ko direct mathlab chaiye kya uss baath ka ,
agar sufi hota tho uss ka mathlab jaan jata tha,
waise bi aaj usse baath hui thi ,
ab agar aur koi dout hoto usse pooch lo woh clear kar dega,
to lo suno hum haath nahin aane wale mathalb tha...

hum unke haath nahin aane wale ka mathlab tha,
na hum unko kabhi dubara messenger pe Chat kareinge,
na hum hun ko kabhi dubara SMS kiya kareinge,
na kabhi Msg ka aur uss Msg ka Reply kareinge,
na kabhi unse Mobile pa baath kiya kareinge....
aur koi dout ho to poocho woh bi clear kar doon !!!



are tum to gussa hue jate ho
main to bus mazak kar raha tha

waise mere saare doubt clear ho gaye
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«Reply #445 on: February 07, 2005, 08:25:01 PM »
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Puzzled !  Puzzled !
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«Reply #446 on: February 07, 2005, 09:22:04 PM »
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«Reply #447 on: February 07, 2005, 10:24:33 PM »
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ye topic kahan se kahan pohonch gaya
chalo firse i start nishita ka spoof topic bhaya!

saiyan sar na khana re
mujhko tang na karna re
mujhko tang na karna reeee chham chhama chham chham :D

warna khaega ghoosa re
khaega joote chappal re
khaega joote chhapal reee

thodi thodi chhed hogi, thhoda maar dhaadh hoga
thodi thodi chhed hogi, thhoda maar dhaadh hoga
kabhi boxing hogi, kabhi WWF hoga
kabhi boxing hogi, kabhi WWF hoga

khushi khushi peetenge hum tmko dande se!

saiyan yahan se bhago re
aur wapas yahan na aao re
wapas yahan na aao ree (chham chhama chham chham) tongue3
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«Reply #448 on: February 08, 2005, 04:12:39 PM »
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WoW Sanya awesome!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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«Reply #449 on: February 08, 2005, 04:14:45 PM »
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thanx talat tongue3
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