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by nishita on September 18, 2004, 03:36:55 PM
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Talat
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«Reply #450 on: February 08, 2005, 04:16:57 PM »
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Pit te hain ladkiyon se ye ladke gharhi gahrhi
Pit te hain ladkiyon se ye ladke gharhi gahrhi
Ban jaati hai pit ke inki haalat sarhi sarhi!!!

Pit te hain ladkiyon se ye ladke gharhi gahrhi!!

phir bhi na baaz aayen ye badmashiyon se kyun
phir bhi na baaz aayen ye badmashiyon se kyun
maar khaane ki inko buri aadat hai parhi!!

Pit te hain ladkiyon se ye ladke gharhi gharhi!!
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sanya310
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«Reply #451 on: February 08, 2005, 04:24:02 PM »
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wah khoob kaha lol tongue3
Pit te hain ladkiyon se ye ladke gharhi gahrhi
maar khaane ki inko aadat hai pahrhi
ye log baaz to aayenge nahi kabhi
aur banate rahenge apni haalat sada sahrhi sahrhi
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Talat
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«Reply #452 on: February 08, 2005, 04:27:50 PM »
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:lol:

Ye zameen ga rahi hai aasman ga raha hai
Sath apne ye saara jahan ga raha hai

In ladko ko akal naam ki cheez nahin mili
Tabhi to har ladka humare hath se maar kha raha hai!!!!
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #453 on: February 08, 2005, 04:33:27 PM »
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lolzzzzzzzzz  talat........sanya..........

Ye zameen ga rahi hai aasman ga raha hai
Sath apne ye saara jahan ga raha hai

in ladkiyon  ko  kaun samjhye,
inki akal ghas charne chali gayee hai :wink:
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Talat
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«Reply #454 on: February 08, 2005, 04:34:55 PM »
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:lol:

yaad aa rahi hai ise yaad aa rahi hai
dekho gadhe ko ghaas ki yaad aa rahi hai
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sanya310
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«Reply #455 on: February 08, 2005, 04:35:08 PM »
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Ye zameen ga rahi hai aasman ga raha hai
Sath apne ye saara jahan ga raha hai

puri dunya mein dekho goonj rahi awaz
dekho har ladka kaise ro raha hai! tongue3
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #456 on: February 08, 2005, 04:39:13 PM »
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Ye zameen ga rahi hai aasman ga raha hai
Sath apne ye saara jahan ga raha hai

dekho  talat........aur sanya ko ghaash nahi mili
el khadi hai aur baithi hai......... :lol:
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #457 on: February 08, 2005, 04:42:20 PM »
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Quote from: "samnoj"
Quote from: "salma4u"
Quote from: "samnoj"
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ya-allah maine kab double meaning wali baath kahi, Shocked
jo tum log aise muje bol rahe ke main aisa kaha hai:roll:


allah se mat poocho
apne post ko padhke dekho

tumne kaha ab haath nahi aayege
main poocha pahle aane wale the kya


offfffffffooooo ya-allah ye ladkon ko kab akal de ga ,
to tum ko direct mathlab chaiye kya uss baath ka ,
agar sufi hota tho uss ka mathlab jaan jata tha,
waise bi aaj usse baath hui thi ,
ab agar aur koi dout hoto usse pooch lo woh clear kar dega,
to lo suno hum haath nahin aane wale mathalb tha...

hum unke haath nahin aane wale ka mathlab tha,
na hum unko kabhi dubara messenger pe Chat kareinge,
na hum hun ko kabhi dubara SMS kiya kareinge,
na kabhi Msg ka aur uss Msg ka Reply kareinge,
na kabhi unse Mobile pa baath kiya kareinge....
aur koi dout ho to poocho woh bi clear kar doon !!!



are tum to gussa hue jate ho
main to bus mazak kar raha tha

waise mere saare doubt clear ho gaye


hahahaha Usual Smile

areeee humein gussa aata hai magar jaldi chala jata hai ,
mujhe gussa nahin the mujhe dhuk aur bura laga tha,
phele se hi woh kuch din se unka dimag kaam se kachara hogaya tha,
aur upar se aap ne humein bahane wali baath bol diye the,
hum unn pe barash aur bhadak paadhe the,
aur woh shayaad tum pe barash padhe the na  Usual Smile
aur confirm hi na saare dout clear ho gaye hain  Usual Smile
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sanya310
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«Reply #458 on: February 08, 2005, 04:44:17 PM »
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Ye zameen ga rahi hai aasman ga raha hai
Sath apne ye saara jahan ga raha hai
waheed ke upar kya pata nasha chha raha hai
wo to kuch bhi altu faltu bake ja raha hai tongue3
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Talat
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«Reply #459 on: February 08, 2005, 04:56:12 PM »
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Deewanaaaaa ye to hai deewana
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nishita
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«Reply #460 on: February 08, 2005, 05:26:27 PM »
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Quote from: "sanya310"
ye topic kahan se kahan pohonch gaya
chalo firse i start nishita ka spoof topic bhaya!

saiyan sar na khana re
mujhko tang na karna re
mujhko tang na karna reeee chham chhama chham chham :D

warna khaega ghoosa re
khaega joote chappal re
khaega joote chhapal reee

thodi thodi chhed hogi, thhoda maar dhaadh hoga
thodi thodi chhed hogi, thhoda maar dhaadh hoga
kabhi boxing hogi, kabhi WWF hoga
kabhi boxing hogi, kabhi WWF hoga

khushi khushi peetenge hum tmko dande se!

saiyan yahan se bhago re
aur wapas yahan na aao re
wapas yahan na aao ree (chham chhama chham chham) tongue3


wow sanya thanks yaar... u really made me happy Usual Smile thanks a lot  Usual Smile
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mateen govindvi
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«Reply #461 on: February 08, 2005, 05:28:27 PM »
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kuch bhi na  likha hai fir bhi bahut khoob
shayed isiliye to hai topic ka naam spoof
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nishita
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«Reply #462 on: February 08, 2005, 05:33:50 PM »
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kuch na bolke bhi usne bohat kuch bol diya
aaj usne is topic ko firse aise khol diya
ki nishi khush hui aur bohat khoob likh padi
mateen tujhe marungi leke main chhadi
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mateen govindvi
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«Reply #463 on: February 08, 2005, 05:37:55 PM »
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dushman ho tum mere,
bhala kaise main bhool jaoon.
to fir kahan jaaoonga main
jo tumse bhi na maar khaoon
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nishita
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«Reply #464 on: February 08, 2005, 05:39:06 PM »
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achha lagta hai jab mar khane ki baat karte ho
khush hoti hu jaanke tum mujhse kitna darte ho
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