time paas

by desikuri on January 28, 2005, 05:03:56 PM
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Mein kal jaa rahi thi,

Ki meri chappal toot gayi,

Ab chappal to moochi seeta hai,

Seeta to darzi bhi hai,

Darzi to kapde seeta hai,

Kapde to rangeen hote hein,

Rangeen to lota bhi hota hai,

Lota to bathroom mein hota hai,

Bathroom mein to nal bhi hota hai,

Nal to lohe ka hota hai,

Lohe ki to istiri bi hoti hai,

Istri to garam hoti hai,

Garam to custard bhi hota hai,

Custard to peela hota hai,

Peela to chuza bhi hota hai,

Chuza to ande main se nikalta hai,

Anda to safaid hota hai,

Safaid to doodh bhi hota hai,

Doodh to bhains deti hai,

Bhains to kaali hoti hai,

Kaala to bengali bhi hota hai,

Bengali to paan khata hai,

Paan to laal hota hai,

Laal to gulab main bhi hota hai,

Gulaab main to kaante hote hein,

Kaante to machli main bhi hote hein,

Machli to achchi hoti hai,

Achcha to bandar bhi hota hai,

Bandar to bandar hota hai,

Lekin mail padne wale, bandar jaise hi hote hein,

Jo itna bada mail pad kar apna time zaaya karte hein ..  ~~~  :tata:  :swear:  :yuck:  lurk
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«Reply #1 on: January 28, 2005, 05:06:07 PM »
khuda ke waste kuri apna kissa kar mukhtassir
meri to neend ud gayi tere is fasane se
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«Reply #2 on: January 28, 2005, 05:07:44 PM »
fir jaake so jaa kisi kone me ai ''mateen''
warna ya fasane khwab ban ke aayenge
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«Reply #3 on: January 28, 2005, 05:08:06 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz  desi,,,,.........  tum desi nahi ho bidesi ho......  kyon desi mail nahin likhti......  :wink:
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«Reply #4 on: January 28, 2005, 05:09:49 PM »
desi kuri hai wo
aur waheed hai videsi munda
mateen hai yaha gunda
kaisa raha ye funda
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«Reply #5 on: January 28, 2005, 05:10:40 PM »
haan mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai
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«Reply #6 on: January 28, 2005, 05:11:08 PM »
are yaar aap sab ladai kyon kar rahe ho???
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«Reply #7 on: January 28, 2005, 05:14:50 PM »
tareeka hai pyaar karne ka darasal yahee ''mateen'
ankhen jo dekhtee hain wo haqiqat nahi hotee
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«Reply #8 on: January 28, 2005, 05:15:20 PM »
oye  bidesi kudi...........  hum log ladayee nahin kar rahe hain........  bahot dino baat ek jagah per aaye hain......   ek doshre se gale mil rahe hain........  tum mat aata beech  mein nahin to ......  chipti ho jaogi,........  :lol:    just kidding.............
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«Reply #9 on: January 28, 2005, 05:17:20 PM »
bilkul sahi wahid ne bola abhi abhi
hum aise hi mila karte hain lekin kabhi kabhi
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«Reply #10 on: January 28, 2005, 05:20:41 PM »
haila! gale mil rahe hai ye dono mil ker mera gala daba rahe hai
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«Reply #11 on: January 28, 2005, 05:22:40 PM »
itna pyar chalak raha hai aapki dosti mein, haye main mar jawan
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«Reply #12 on: January 28, 2005, 05:23:27 PM »
may your soul rest in peace
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«Reply #13 on: January 28, 2005, 05:23:30 PM »
oye  tujhse to main aakhne bund karke milunga......   main soncht raha tha....  koi dooshra na aa jaaye........   :lol:
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«Reply #14 on: January 28, 2005, 05:25:11 PM »
u dirty mateen, tumhe keede pade
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