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Show Posts Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 ... 224 1  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:30:55 AM Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya. Dukandar: Ap ShadiShuda he? Santa:Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi 2  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:30:16 AM LADY-Mere Lips Me Brown Infction Ho Gaya He. DOC.-Kiss Kitni Bar Leti Ho? LADY-Saal Me 1 Bar. Doc-Oh, Jung Lag Gaya He 3  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:23:34 AM A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime Ok Ok Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rhi Hai 4  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:20:32 AM Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon? Sardar:Brother-Sister Interviewer:How Sar:V call Earth Dharti Maata n Moon Chanda Mama.! 5  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:19:46 AM Behind every successful MaN There is a WOMAN... . . . . . . . . . so, Dont Try n waste Time To Gain SUCCESS just find a Woman 6  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:17:21 AM Jyotshi ladke Ka Hath Dekhkar bola: Beta Tum Bahut Padoge SANTA:Sale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Pas Kab Hunga 7  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:15:27 AM SANTA:Beta tere result ka kya hua? Beta:Papa,Is class me 1sal aur lagega SANTA-Koi bat nhi beta 2sal lage ya3,fail mat hona 8  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:14:22 AM The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" & the book is titled: "What Women Want" 9  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 06:06:14 AM Police Pappu ke Ghar Aayi Talaashi Lene.. "khabar Hai ke Apke Ghar Me visphotak saman rakha Hai" Pappu-Sir, Wo abhi Maike Gayi Hui Hai! 10  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 06, 2008, 05:48:23 AM Zra Smbhal K Chalna, Bhari Chiz Nhi Uthana, Khana Thik Khana, Apna Khayal Rakhna.. Kyonki ? ? 9 va Mhina Chal Rha Hai.. Happy Septmber 11  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 03, 2008, 06:42:23 PM Wife:Kya kr rahe ho? Man:Makhiya maarrha hu Wife:Kitni mari? Man:3male & 2female Wife:Kese malum? Man:3 daru se chipki thi or 2phone se 12  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 03, 2008, 06:42:02 PM Parents to a college watchman: Is this college good? Watchman:Probably the best coz I did my graduation here & got immediate placement!!! 13  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 03, 2008, 06:38:50 PM Ek bar terrosist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Loog chillaye- "Budiya bomb hai! Woh sharmakar boli woh to me jawani me thi 14  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 03, 2008, 06:34:02 PM Ek kabooter ne santa ke upar potty kardi. Santa- abe oye chaddi nahin paheni kya? Kabootar- tu chaddi pahen k karta hai kya:-) 15  Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA on: September 03, 2008, 06:32:54 PM Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya. Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ? Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karna pada Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 ... 224