ruuh bechain hai ik dil kii aziiyat kyaa hai
dil hii sholaa hai to ye soz-e-mohabbat kyaa hai
vo mujhe bhuul ga_ii iskii shikaayat kyaa hai
ranj to ye hai ke ro-roke bhulaayaa hogaa

vo kahaa.N aur kahaa.N kaahif-e-Gam sozish-e-jaa.N
us kii rangiin nazar aur nuquush-e-hirmaa.N
us kaa ehsaas-e-latiif aur shikast-e-armaa.N
taanaazan ek zamaanaa nazar aayaa hogaa

jhuk ga_ii hogii javaa.N-saal umango.n kii jabii.n
miT ga_ii hogii lalak Duub gayaa hogaa yaqii.n
chhaa gayaa hogaa dhuaa.N ghuum ga_ii hogii zamii.n
apane pahale hii gharonde ko jo Dhaayaa hogaa

dil ne aise bhii kuchh afsaane sunaaye ho.Nge
ashk aa.Nkho.n ne piye aur na bahaaye ho.Nge
band kamare me.n jo Khat mere jalaaye ho.Nge
ek-ik harf jabii.n par ubhar aayaa hogaa

us ne ghabaraake nazar laakh bachaa_ii hogii
miTake ik naqsh ne sau shaql dikhaa_ii hogii
mez se jab merii tasviir haTaa_ii hogii
har taraf mujh ko ta.Daptaa huaa paayaa hogaa

bemahal chhe.D pe jazbaat ubal aaye ho.Nge
Gam pashemaan tabassum me.n Dhal aaye ho.Nge
naam par mere jab aa.Nsuu nikal aaye ho.Nge
sar na kaa.Ndhe se sahalii ke uThaayaa hogaa

zulf zid kar ke kisii ne jo banaa_ii hogii
ruuThw jalvo.N pe Khizaa.N aur bhii chhaa_ii hogii
barq ashvo.N ne ka_ii din na giraa_ii hogii
rang chehare pe ka_ii roz na aayaa hogaa

hoke majabuur mujhe us ne bhulaayaa hogaa
zahar chup kar ke davaa jaan ke Khaayaa hogaa

nice mehek ji
aap mehek kiss cheez ki hein?
phholo ki??
badlo ki???
khushiyo ki???
umeedo ki?
aney wale pal ki?
khoobsurat pal ki???
dil ki?
piyar ki?
mohabat ki???
ishq ki?

ik man thaa mere paas jo khoney laga hai
paa kar tujhey hai mujhey kuch honey laga hai
ik tery bharosey pe sab bethi hun bhool ke
yun he umar guzar jai tere saath guzar jai

jeeti hun tumhein dekh ke marti hun tumhi pe
tum ho jahan saajan meri duniya hai whaein pe
din raat dua maangey mera man ter wastey
kabhi apni umeedo ka koi phool na murjhai

mein jab se tere piyar ke rango mein rangi hun
jagtey hue soi rahi neendo mein jagi hun
mere piyaar bharey sapney kaheen koi na cheen le
man soch ke ghabrai yahi soch ke ghabrai

"tu nahi dard nahi dard kaa ahsaas nahi
zindagi theek guzrti hai par khaas nahi
mere dil ke thaptey hue sahra ki ghuttan aisi hai
ke dur tak kisi ke aaney ki aas nahi
yeh tu nahi ujri huee wadi hai koi
jis ka tuta hua sapna bhi mere paas nahi

asaan samjho shayad asaan e chahiyun thaa tawhan khe
par tawhan khe chahin waran jo qafilo nikto
asaan socho shikayat kiyu Khuda saan
par Khuda be tawhan khe chahin waro nikto

nice ravi achaa likha hi aap ne waqaee mein

kabhi kabhi
ghutan si raato mein
jab so jaatey hein sab awaz
tab jagta hi ik sapna
aur mein dekhta hun
dhund ki chaadar k us paar
jo mere aur us ke beech mein hayal hai
woh bbhi akeli jaag rahi hai. [fayaz]

meri khushbu tumhein kho legi gulabo ki tarah
tum agar khud se na bolo ge to yaad aaonga
sard raato ke mahkte huey sanato mein
jab kisi phool ko chumoge to yaad aaonga

andaz apne dekhte hein aayene mein woh
aur yeh bhi dakhte hein koi dekhta naa ho.

thnx i have reaceived ur reminder thnx for alerting and telling

This is Funny Question & Answer + Your IQ Test

Best of Luck

Q1:- Cat Aur RABBIT Main Kia Farq Hota Hay ?
ANS:- Cat Ki Dum Aur RABBIT K Kaan Lambay Hotay Hain.


Q2:- Elephant K Jism Main Ajeeb Cheez Kia Hoti Hay ?
Ans:- Us Ka Left Kaan Buhat Bara Aur Right Kaan Left Kaan K Barabar Hota Hay


 
Q3:- Aaj Kal HORSE Ki Sawari Main Kis QISAM Ki Kami Mehsoos Ki Jaati Hay?
ANS:- Horse Main REVERSE Ghear Nahin Hota.


 Q4:- Daur Main TORTOISE , RABBIT Say Kaisay Jeeta?
Ans:- Rabbit K PILAG Main Kachra Aanay Ki Waja Say.


 

Q5:- Har BHOONKNAY Wala DOG Kaatta Kyon Nahin Hay?
Ans:- Kyon K Woh Yeh Hi Samajhta Hay K Jab Kaatna Hi Hay Tu Bhoonknay Say Kia Faida.


Q6:- Donkey Ziada Weight Uthaanay Wala animal Kyon Samjha Jaata Hay.
Ans:- Is leiye K Woh DONKEY Hay.


Q7:- Achi Aur Buri Biwi Main Kia Farq Hay?
Ans:- Kia Mutlab ?BIWIYAAN Achi Bhi Hoti Hain Kia!!! .



Q9:- Biwi Tu Apni MAA K Kehnay Par Chalti Hay, Kia BETA Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay?
Ans:- Ji Haan! Woh Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay Laikin Apnay BACHOON Ki MAA K.


Q10:- Biwi Aur Saali Main Kon Ziada Achi Hoti Hay ?
Ans:- SAALI Behtar Hay . KAASH Woh Biwi K Baghair Mil Sakti.

Q:11: Kya Tv DEkhnay Say Ankhain Kharab Ho Jati Hain
Ans: PTV Dekhnay say tou Demag KHarab ho Jata hai

Q12:- ullo Or Net Girls Main Kia Farq Hai ?
Ans:- Hehehehheh Ullo Tu Ullo Hay Or Larkioon Ko Tu Ullo Banaya Jata Hai Hehehehehe....
Q12:- Larkioon Ko Phansanay Ka Kia Tarika Hai?
Ans:- Larkian Khood Phans Jaati Hain Bhari Bus Main..
   
                          Aik PAHELI
Q13:- Gadhay Ko aik jaga Rasi say Bandha Howa Hai Batain Woh Door Pari Ghass Kaisay Khay Ga ??
 
 
                     Har Mani??
 
 
 
 


                      Kia App Nay Har Mani Kia?
 
 
 
 
                       Waqaii Har Manii Kia

 

 
 
 
 
Abb Bool Bhi Do Yar
 
 
 
 
Mannn Li Na Harr
 
 
 
 
Gadhay Nay Bhi Man Li Thee
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa






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Sing this song...

ku ku

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ka ka

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ga ga

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ga ga

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ka ka ki

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gu gu ki ki

.
ka ka ku ku

.
ki ki ki ku ku

.

ga ki ku ka ka ku
.

ki ku ki ki ku ku

.

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.

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Congratulations!

.

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you have succefully.

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learn the

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Monkey Language

Please come to the Zoo

and collect your

Certificate

Immediately!! ....

Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi





Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai...





Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawaal Hai.
Dhanno : Teri Izzat Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke ghore pare hai





Aaj kal dil chah raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh ke sab ke
samne 1 ki ki kis kiss kissa sunau





Log kahete hai ki Ladkiyan zindgi hoti hai, Maut nahi...
Magar woh log yeh kyu bhul jate hai ki, dhokha bhi zindgi hi deti hai, maut nahi....-



Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja





ek tum ho jo intey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...


longest in your heart
is the one that is never returned."




Two Sardars were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....



Wife : Agar Mai mar gai to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai bhi mar jaunga.
Wife : kyoon ?
Husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi janleva hoti hai. ;-))



One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife "Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved."

Wife says: " I'm Pregnant"


Koi apni biwi ko kafan-dafan kar ke ghar ja raha tha k achanak

bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui

*dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai



Teacher : What is the chemical formula of water ?

Sardar : "hijklmno"

Teacher : What are you talking about ?

Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O



Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office



Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola,
ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?



Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo




Zindagi Mohtaaj nahi manzilo ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
waqt har kisi ko jina sikha deta hai.

load lene ka nahi load dene ka,
tension nai lene ka bindaas rehne ka.
kyaaaaaaaaaaaa......................



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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

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Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!."





FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it..


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From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache


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Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.


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My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

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Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

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When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.


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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

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Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal.

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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poorman replied. "Oh, come along
with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!"


khee kheee khee

MAINEY KHUDA SE EK DUA MANGI
DUA MAINE MUAT MANGI
KHUDA NE KAHA MAUT TO MEIN TUJHE DE DUN
PER KIA KARUN US KA JIS NE TERI LAMBI UMAR MANGI. :oops:

HAR KHUSHI KO TERI TARAF MOR DUN
TERE LIYE CHAND TAREY TOR DUN
KAFI HAI YAH DO CHAAR JHOOT AUR BOL DUN??

HUM TO DUR SE HI KER LETE HEIN DIDAR-E-SANAM
MOOSA KI TARAH TOOR PER JAY NAHEIN KERTEY...

FLOWERS DIE, STORIEZ END, SOGS FADE, MEMORIES
ARE FORGOTEN BUT THE FRIENDS LIKE U R ALWYS "REMEMBERED"

Tujhe pata kya hai mere dil mein hai teri khatir junun kitna,
Main apne bare mein ruk ke sochon nahin hai abto sukun itna,
Jita hoon magar Jita bhi nahin marta hoon magar marta bhi nahin,
Tere gam mein phana hone ke liye pita hoon mein zeher(teri judai ka) o bekhaber.


Wo mil jate hai kahani bankar...
Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar...
Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aakho mein..
Kyo nikal jate hai wo pani bankar....


Samjha na koi dil ki baat ko,
Dard duniya ne bin soche he de diya....
Sah gaye jo hum agar dard ko chupke se,
To phir humko patthar dil keh diya...


Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade ti aansoo to niklenge hi.


Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye...,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye...
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye....


Jab tak humaari soch mein kuch Faasla na tha
Woh Hum sey door ho kay bhi Hum sey Juda na tha
Faasley aisey bhi hongey yeh kabhi socha na tha
Saamney baitha tha Merey aur Woh Mera na tha


Agar hum na hote to gajal kon kehata...
Aapke chehare ko kamal kon kehata...
Ye to karishma hai mohabbat ka...
Varna patthar ko TAJ-MAHAL kon kehata.......


Aasman ko neend aaye to sulayeh kahan,
Dharti ko maut aaye to dafnayein kahan.
Sagar ki lehrein aaye to chupayein kahan,
Aapki yaad aaye to jaye kahan...


Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.


Parai duniya saza rahi hai sapne !
Sapno main ab aitbaar na raha !!
Kahne ko to sapne apne hain !
Magar sapno ko ab hum se pyar na raha !!


Nafrat thi hamse to izhar kyo kiya?
Dena tha jahar to pyar kyo kiya?
Dekar jahar kahte hain ki peena hi hoga,
aur jab pee gaye jahar to kahte hain jeena hi hoga


Humne manga tha saath unka...
wo judai ka gum de gaye...
hum yaado ke sahare jee lete..
wo bhulane ki kasam de gaye...


Tanhaiyo ne jab bhi unhe sataya hoga...
tab tab unhe mera khayaal aaya hoga...
gam ye nahi ki wo bhool gaye hume...
Gam ye hai ki ro-ro kar bhulaya hoga....


Sehmi-Sehmi nighaon mein khawab hum jaga denge,
Suni-Suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge.
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aapka har gam hum chura lenge...


Aapke paas waqt nahi hume yaad karne ka,
Bewaqt hi yaad kar liya karo.
Mana aapke paas saari duniya hai,
Kabhi hamara bhi ehsaas kar liya karo...


Kash ye pal yahi ruk jate,
Tuze milane ko hum daude chale aate,
E-Khuda etna ek kaam to kiya hota,
Ek dil is bedard waqt ko bhi diya hota


Tute hue taare ko dekh kar maine kaha,
Ae dil maang le tu bhi fariyad koi...
Par dil se awaaz aayi ki jo khud toot raha kaise puri karega wo fariyad koi....


Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataye,
Koi baat dil ko na bhaaye.
Aankhein sagar chalkayein,
Yaad karke dekhna hame...
Kya pata ek aansoo kam ho jaaye....


EK HAMARA WAQT HAI JISKA EK PAL AAPKI YAD KE BINA NAHI JATA AUR EK AAP KA WAQT HAI JISME HAMEIN YAAD KARNE WALA PAL HI NAHI AATA.

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Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi


Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan


Mohbbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se


Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain


Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon Aasmaanon ki chaandini tum ho


Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi


Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music? A :- Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? - Because the air is free.


What do you call a cold hearted blood thirsty Sindhi murderer? Khundani

Contributed by Isha


Mr.Thadani, a middle-aged Sindhi, is on a plane for Hongkong, in a window seat. Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful suit walks up and sits down beside him. A few minutes later, the plane takes off.
All is well. For a while. But then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the washroom. That wouldn't be a problem, but he looks over and notices that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him. So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.
But as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring away, and Mr. Thadani is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable. After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride.
He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit. He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.
Finally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. Mr. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"

ek panjabi ne sindhi se kaha: "hum panjab de sher hein oe
sindhi ne kaha:  waqaee?"
panjabi: haan kion tujhe yaqeen nahein aa raha"
sindhi: haan yaqeen to aa raha hai per yeh to batao
ke tumhari maan jangal mein gaee thi yah sher tumhare ghar aaya tha: :lol: [/i]