Kya k Mahefil Ne Joi Ne..Hraday Ne Irsha Thay Chhe...
Ke Maaru Naam Aaje Pan..Ekalu Levaay Chhe...

Chand Ni Paase Taara..Pavan Ne Khushboo No Saath Chhe..
Hu Kya Chhu Aa Jodi Maa..Kem Mane Ekalo Kahevaay Chhe...
Saahil Me Joyo..Aavat Jata Moujo No Prem Pan Joyo..
Kinare Pagala Hata Ekala..Padchhayo Aaje Pan Ekalo Jaaye Chhe..

Kya k Mahefil Ne Joi Ne..Hraday Ne Irsha Thay Chhe...
Ke Maaru Naam Aaje Pan..Ekalu Levaay Chhe..

Palako Ne Aanshu No Saath..Hraday Ne Dhabkaara Chhe...
Kyaa k To Hu Pan Hoish..Kem Mane Yaado Thi Bhulavaay Chhe..
Ung Saathe Sapana..SApana Paase Haqeekat Chhe..
Wafa Ne Be-Wafa..Pratibindh Maaru Arisa Ma Ekalu Jovay Chhe...

Kya k Mahefil Ne Joi Ne..Hraday Ne Irsha Thay Chhe...
Ke Maaru Naam Aaje Pan..Ekalu Levaay Chhe.

Premi No Prem Premika..Mohabbat Aatali J Kahevay Chhe...
Taaro Hoy Ke MAaro Hoy..Prem Ma Ekalu J Jeevay Chhe...
Duniya Chhodi Ne hu Jaish..Dago Kahevashe Prem Jode...
Jeevan "Dharam" No Viraano..Intazaar Thi..Saaso Levaay Chhe...

Kya k Mahefil Ne Joi Ne..Hraday Ne Irsha Thay Chhe...
Ke Maaru Naam Aaje Pan..Ekalu Levaay Chhe....

Jindgi Ki Kitaab Ko Jab Kholaa Humne...
Kuchh Dhul Ko Tatola Humane...

Shabdo Me Kuchh ajeeb Sa Likha Tha...
Ek Mitata Huaa Naam Dekha Humane...

Fir Khayaal Aaya..Socha Ki Woh Hum He...
Kai Musaafaro Ko Aate Jaate Dekha Humane....

Bachapan Ka Pahelu Khula Jab..
Maa Ko Lori Sunate Huye Dekha Humane..

Palate Panne Aai Jab Jawaani..
Mohabbat Ko Rooth Jaate Huye Dekha Humane..

Kuchh Lamba Safar Jab Aur Huaa..
Dosto Ko Badalate Huye Dekha Humane..

Socha Tha Saase Saath Dengi Umar Bhar...
Ant Aaya..To Unhe Bhi Tootate Huye Dekha Humane..

Mout Ki God Me Jab Aankhe Bandh Thi..
Roti Hui Aavazo Ko Jagaate Huye khud Ko Dekha Humane...

Meri Kitaab Ke Ant Me Swarg Aur Nark Ki Kahaani He..
Is Bharam Ko Bhi Aaj Bikharate Huye Dekha Humane...

Suna Tha Ki Insaan..Majaboor He Aanshuo Se...
Us Khuda Ko Bhi...Aaj Rote Huye Dekha Humane...

Ki Lag Nahi Skata Kabhi Maikhane Ko Taala..
ek Nahi..do Nahi..Pura Sahar He Yaha Peene Waala...

Wah Mere Shero..Ese Hi Badhate Raho..
Ek Din Jarur Imraan Haasmi Ban Jaaonge..
Agar Koi Heroin Taiyaar Na Hui Kiss Ke Liye..
To Chudelo Ki Chummi Jarur Paaonge...

Pyaar Ke Sitare Jab Gardis Me Hote He..
To Laila mJail Me..aur Azedmeer Ji Paid Par Hote He..

Door Se Dekha To Barsaat Pad Rahi Thi..
Paas Jaana Tha To..Chhatri Leke Gaya Hota...

sukriya Friend........ :lol:  :lol:

Ha...ha...Ha...Ha..Ha.... :lol:  :lol:

Sukriya Salma Ji....

Paachavi Kaksha Ki Ek Class ME Maaster Ne Bachcho Se Puchha.....
Bataao Kya Banoge..Kese Karonge Apane Maa-Baap Ka Naam Uncha...
Kisi Ne IAS..Kisi Ne PCS..Kisi Ne Kaha Achha Aadami Banana Chahata Hu....
Tabhi Pichhe Ki Site Se Uthakar Ek Bachche Ne Kaha..
Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....  

Ese Javab Ki Khwaab ME bhi Nahi Ki thi Kabhi Kalpana...
Par Teacher Ko Laga Shayad Ho Ye Ladake Ka Bachapana..
Samajaya Ki Beta Galati Ki He Tune Carrier Ko Chunane Me..
Ye To Bata Kya Problem He Tuje aur Kuchh Banane Me???

Ladaka Bola..Sir Job Me Bhi Abhi Kaha Itana Paisa He..
Aur Business Karana Muje Lagata He Bevakoofo Jesa He..
Neta Fas Jaate He Akshar Sting Operation Ke Janjaal Me...
Khel Me Zahar Bhar Diya Match Fixing Ki Babaal Ne...
Par Film Industry Me Profit Ki Line Hamesah Upar Chadhati He...
Badhiya Kaam Se Price-Value...To Bure Kaam Se Popularity Badhati He...
Aur Is Baat Ko To Khud Kai Film Samikshak Maane He...
MMS Clips Se Bhi Jyada Bikate IMRAAN Ke Film Ke Gaane He..

Me Bhi Ese Gaane Gaa Kar Apani Life Badalana Chahata Hu..
Isiliye To Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....  

UuHu!!! Aaj Kal Ke Ladake Jaane Padhate He Kis Kitaab Se...
Teacher Ka bhi Sar Chakara Gaya Bachche Ke Is Javaab Se..
Teacher Ne Fir Bhi Puchha..Usme Esi Kya Baat He Samaai He....
Ye To Bata Abhishek Bachchan Banane Me Kya Buraai He???

Sirf Do Filmo Se Itana Naam Nahi Kamaaya Abhishek Ke Baap Ne...
Murder Kiya..Ladakiya Fir Bhi Kahati..Aashiq Banaya Aap Ne...
Mallika..Tanushree..Udita Nipati Pichhali Filmo Ki Sign Me...
Sunane Me Aaya He Ki Ab Selina..Hrishita Bhi He Line Me....
Me Bhu Esa Testy CHOCOLATE Ka Swaad Chakhana Chahata Hu...
Isiliye To Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....  

Ab Maastar Ka Gussa Pahuch Gaya Saatave Aasmaan Pe...
Bole..Sivay Ladkiya Gumaane Ke Kya Kiya IMRAAN Ne??
Sir Ladakiyo Ko Pichhe Gumaana Koi Aasaan Kaam Nahi...
Varana Bade Powerful Logo Ka Hota He Anjaam Yahi....

Kya Nahi Jaanate Aap America Ke Purv Raastra-Pati Ho??
Kese Praapt Huaa..Monika Ke Chakkar Me..Viragati Ko..
Badal Gaya Captain Desh Ka...Sourabh-Nahma Ke Takkar Me...
Cricket Khelana Bhool Gaye Woh..Naye Khel Ke Chakkar Me...
Meri Itani Baato Ka Matalab Bilakul Shidha-Saaf He..
Kaabiliyet Me Bhi Imraan Haasmi.. Bill Clinton Ka Baap He..

Me Bhi Ek Demanded Aur Kaabil Aadami Banana Chaahata Hu...
Isiliye To Sir Main Imaraan Haasmi Banana Chahata Hu.....

Ha..Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha....Ha...

Bahu Saras Pooja......


Bhikhari Nathi Hu...Maari Taqadeer Chhe Maari Paase...
Khuda E Baksheli Chhe Tu..Duniya Ni Badhi Jaagir Chhe MAari Paase..

Haal Maaro Na Puchho ..Ke Hu Kevi Dasha Ma Chhu...
Are Hu Kya Kaheto Hato..Ke Hu Kasha Ma Chhu...
Aato Prem Karavano Shokh Thayo...Ne Ghav Khai Lidha Che...
Ena Prem Ni Evi Asar Chhe "Dosto"..Aaje Pan Hu Nasha Ma Chhu...

Zindagi Taara Thi Alag Thaya Pachhi...
Tan Man No Aanand Kyaa Thi Hoy...
Have Tootela Dil Na Aa Jeev Ne...
Bija Pratye Prem Bhav Kya thi hoy.....

Maaru Man To Taari Saathe Gatu...
Have MAara Ma Dinata Kya Thi Hoy...
Tej Mane Svarthi Banavyo..
Have Maara Ma Laagani Kya thi Hoy....

Hraday Maaru Rade Chhe Aaj...
Have Bhagvaan Ma VVishwaash Kya Thi Hoy.....
Taara Javaa Thi Ankaar Aavyo Chhe...
Have"Dharam" Na Jeevan Ma Prakaash Kya Thi Hoy....

Bahu J Saras Shayri Chhe Pooja....

(Pan Maara Prem To Taari Paase Inkaar Nathi..)
Aahaahaa...
Maza Aavi Gai......

Ek Shayari Hu Pan Arj Karish Tamari Mahefil Ma.....


Aavu Kem Chhe Aaje..Ke Koi Prem Ne Samajtu Nathi..
Hu Samajava Mangu Chhu..To Koi Mane Samajaavtu Nathi..

Dil Tootavanu Dukh Aatalu Hase..
Mane Aa Vaat Ni Khabar Na Hati....
Qatl Karine..Maara Qatl Ni Khabar Mane janaavaso..
Aa Vaat Ni Mane Khabar Na Hati...

Ke Bhinaash Aashuoni Kevi Hoy.. Aaje Mane Khabar Padi..
Hraday Maaru Dubhayu..Pan Tamane Na Khabar Padi...
Ke Jag Maara Par Hasyu..Ne Tamara Hotho Par Hati Muskaan...
Ke Dariya Ma Tofaan Aavyu.. Tyaare Mara Radavani Khabar Padi...