nice one but i heard this one couple of times before

shadi se pehle: HERO NO. 1
shadi ke badd: COOLIE NO. 1
shadi se phele: meine pyarr kiya
shadi ke badd: maine pyaar kya kiya

Thums up pio,
coca cola pio, pepsi pio,
dew pio,
juice pio, shake pio,
nariyal pani pio, soda pio,
pio pio aur pio,
Kyunki ab huggies pe 20 ruppeee ke choot hai.

jab kissi ki taraf dil jukne lage,
bat aa kar zuban tak rukne lage,

to vicks ki goli lo kich kich doore kar.

good one

Jatt riding on a cycle hit the girl
Girl: Ghanti nahi mare jate kya
Jatt: eh andhe hai kya?
poori cyle mar de ab ghanti alag se maaro kya!

Mujko sata rahe thi,
Sitti baja rahe thi,
Khidki jab khole maine,
Apne dogi ko bhula rahe thi.

M:murder of wishes
A:angle of sorrow
R:risk of life
R:river of tears
I:island of deserts
A:area of darkness
G:gives new mold to life
E:end of the happy life

1. Man: is a pendulm between a smile and tears
2. father: a back provided by nature
3. jokes: one whose tears bring tears
4. school: the place where father pays and son plays
5. discipline: a word that is missing in students dictionary

kitne din ho gaye,
kitne hafte ho gaye,
bat mahino tak bhi chali gaye,
ab sal bhi ho jaye ga,
ab to khena mano,
chalo aisa na karo,
Jaldi se naha lo
       :D

U R 20% Fantastic
U R 20% Attractive
U R 20% Loveable
U R 20% Terrific
U R 20% understanding
In short U R 100% F.A.L.T.U

1.Bin saawan ke barsaat nahi hote,
Suraj dube bina barsat nahi hoti,
Ae dost kisi ka dil mat todna,
kyuki dil ke tootne ki awaj nahi hote.

2.Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kaya jane,
Pyar ke rivajo ko yeh zammana kaya jane,
Hoti hai kitne takleef kabar me,
woh uppar se phool rakhne wala kaya jane.

oh menu dekhi jandi se,
mein ohnu dekhi janda se,
oh menu dekhi jandi se,
mein ohnu dekhi jaanda se,

na paper meinu aanda se,
na paper ohnu anda se.