oo yaar ......
subhe utteh hi kiski shakal dekhi thi
jo chai main kisi ki shakal dekh li

bilkul sahi kaha bhai aapne,
bilkul sahi kaha bhai aapne,
practical experience hai,
in ladkiyon ke bare main.

hum bhi kuch aisa karne ki tamanna rakhte hain,
hum bhi kuch aisa karne ki tamanna rakhte hain,
yaar ab 2000 ke note nikalo,
hum abhi apni photo bhejte hain.

hamari girlfriend ka aap kya karoge,
hamari girlfriemd ka aap kya karoge,
main aap ko batata hoon,
main vahi hoon jo aap ki girlfriend ko,
leke bhaga hoon.

kya madmast fiza hai,
kya mausam suhana hai,
bandar ke post ka jawaab,
1 shyari se ho raha hai.

1 din mere dukaan aaja,
aakar sabjiyan leja,
are leja, leja, lejaaaa,
are meri hi dukaan par aana,
kyonki,
tamatar saasteeee.

(salaam namaste)....

nashe main paani bhi sharaab dikhti hai,
nashe main paani bhi sharaab dikhti hai,
lekin agar piyo to,
saali sharaab ki quality hi kharaab lagti hai.

papa kehte hai bada naam karega....
apni shayari se sabko hasaya karega

aur vo bhi nahi
to fire brigade bula ke to dekho

are vo kya bolega
kuch hamein bhi bolne do!!

kalaa kaajal kalaa baadal
kalaa rang kadai ka
ek to teri yaad satawe
dooja fikar padai ka

yahan kya chal raha hai??

lol princess..............

hum hate hai to bahar aati hai,
hum hate hai to bahar aati hai,
log kehte hai ki jab fakharenaveed,
aate hai to neend aati hai.

takdir ke haathon mein lagam soump di hai tune,
andhere galiyare mein bhatakne ko chod diya hai tune,
par phir bhi ab is zindagi se koi gila nahi,
kyonki andhere mein bhi teri yaadon ko,
batorne ka faisla le liya hai humne.

aaj ye duniya phir ek phareb lag rahi hai,
jahan log badal gaye, are dost badal gaye,
par ye duniya na badli.

aaj ye zindagi bohot lambi lag rahi hai,
jahan safar badal gaya, raaste badal gaye,
par ye zindagi na badli.

aaj ye takdir phir dhoka de rahi hai,
jahan andaaz badal gaya, ishare badal gaye,
huh! par ye takdir na badli.