Mr. Mahatma of Yoindia

Ab inke baare mein kya likhein.... Kabhi kabhi shayri achhi kar leti hain....

Daadi amma..

Love u sis....

Hum to delhi ke Dilwale hain.... bambai ke baabu to aap hain....

Agar tum mil jao,
to kahengey.. I care isliye jo list banayi thhi kaam ki usey shuru kar do..

Agar tum mil jao to batayengey,
Aap jyada araam karogi to weight barh jayega....

Original wali kanjoos....

Inke baare me kya kahein.... kuchh hai hi nahi kehne laayak...

Agar tum mil jao to batayengey,
chutti ke din sirf araam karna chahiye....

Jab bhi tumko dekha,
bas yahi khayal aaya,
Pagalkhane me PC with internet,
tumne kahan se paaya....

may be.... but merey liye nayi thhi....


Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.


''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.


''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''


''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''


''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!''

agar tum mil jao to,
batayengey ki aaj chhutti hai....

Nice sharing Raabi....

Maine cards nahi chhapwaye hain....