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Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....
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on: July 13, 2008, 01:17:19 AM
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may be.... but merey liye nayi thhi....  Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. ''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces. ''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?'' ''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!'' ''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!'' |
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Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Re: Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....
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on: July 12, 2008, 10:42:17 PM
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Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'
'No, sweetheart,' she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'
'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.
'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.
'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'
Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'
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General / Chit - Chat & General Discussion / Re: Helpppppppp plzzzzzzz
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on: July 12, 2008, 12:13:23 PM
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Mahiya Aur Natural ki kahani Raju chacha ki zubaani,,, hamen sun-ni hai...
Chalo khair,,, sab phir se chhoo mantar ho gaya,,, ab party invitation Dono ko dena hai,,, mil kar pure Yo India ko...
Raju chacha koyi reporter hain kya....  chalo khair party invitation meri taraf se hai.... Aa jana.. Address hai.. Hotel Ashoka Chanakyapuri(New Delhi).... Invitation to de diya.. par party ka kharcha kaun nek insaan utha raha hai..  |
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General / Chit - Chat & General Discussion / Re: Helpppppppp plzzzzzzz
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on: July 12, 2008, 04:43:00 AM
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Hello, Yeh sab karne ke koi faidaa nahin hone waala..  Tumhari Best Friend se acchi suggestion tumhe koi nahin de sakta/sakti..  Aur is best friend ki suggestion maano toh, apne-aap faisle lena seekho. Aur haan, ek baat aur, khud ko kisi achhi baat ke liye badlna galat nahin hota.. Ek achha friend hi tumhari buraaiyon ko khul kar bata sakta hai. Ab is se yeh lagne lage ki woh tumhe "tum" nahin rehne de raha, toh bewakoofi hai..  Khair, I am not angry with you.. and I am your friend today, tomorrow and everyday..  Thanks, atlast tumne reply to kiya.. I know I change my decision every other minute.. but it simply shows, I'm not that much strong to take decisions. Small change in circumstances change my decisions, this is what I am.. Khair I will try to be decisive from now onwards.. |
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