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Shayri ( Poetry ) or Shayari / English / Re: the departed love
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on: September 21, 2008, 07:46:56 AM
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great thinking There's no love,just obsession just people fooled by there own infatuation daily trying to capture the imagination fooling the opposite sex into submissiom perfect bods to increase the temtation well groomed nicely packaged to increase the sensation thats why its called the game of love you gotta be a playa or be played
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Shayri ( Poetry ) or Shayari / English / Re: ***~~I Remember The Time~~***
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on: September 21, 2008, 06:50:14 AM
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No matter how much i hoped and prayed from my heart you'll never stray thru treacherous storms we together we swayed but our knotted hearts would not fray
Alas a time came when our love had perished all gone they were,the things we cherished Like a wiltered flower that had not been nourished our beautiful love by life storm- ravaged
now years down the line a TIME YOU REMEMBER within your cold heart,glows one tiny amber for a chance to reunite wil i not clamber you killed my love remember,remeber.....
NGS
Honey:good work,nice to see you still writing
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Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / SMS , mobile & JOKES / Revenge
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on: July 08, 2008, 02:34:29 AM
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Curtain Rod Revenge She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Eventually, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A few months later, even though they had literally cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how truly bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/3 of what the house had been worth when they were married, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling smugly as they watched the moving company pack up everything to take to their new home.
And to spite his ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods
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Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies / Movies, TV and Entertainment / Sa Re Ga Ma Pa 2009
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on: July 07, 2008, 06:28:31 AM
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The SA RE GA MA PA challenge started and its something i always enjoy watching. The un-earthing of un heard of artist who would never see a stage light,under normal cicumstances,is the type of reality nitty gritty I enjoy. Also its not as glossed ove as Indian Idols,also the talent is so much better. This new series started of well,the local Indian singers really rocked,the international,and Pakistani seemed a little nervous,wholly understandable being away from home. So great show in the making then only ONE PROBLEM,Himesh Rashmeya's HAIR. What was he thinking,its remeniscent of a red neck mullet,it worked well in the 80's for Richard Marks,McGyver and other Hollywood stars from the mid eighties to early nineties,but Himeshji,what was he thinking,he looks so prissy.almost doll like,yes doll like,between the other guru's,everytime the camera points at him,i'm in stitches,rolling on the floor like a deranged mad man,completely overcome with laughter,its a riot,better then any comical slap stick moment from even Charlie Chaplins era,definitely rivals that wry dry British Humour,even Mr Bean,has nothing on Himeshji,even his clothes,ultra tight,he shirt buttons,at least the bottom two or three that were buttoned,were bursting. Unless that was Zee TV's plan,some comic relief,to break forthcoming tension. What ever it is,it is the ultimate expression of bad fashion sense.
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Shayri ( Poetry ) or Shayari / English / Re: New Life
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on: July 07, 2008, 05:34:55 AM
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good work muna, go crazy,live free only then, the beauty of this world will you see break all boundaries,remove the shackles for your personal freedom,dont bargain or hackle liberate yourself,down with oppression celebration,celebration,this sweet liberation
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