clever very clever
good work,let me see if i can give you apt enough reply

if denial is what takes it away
then you are free to feel this way
if it helps you drown out all the pain
if it helps keep you mentally sane

but i for one could never deny
each moment together was truly a "lie"
let these words testify to my cruelty
your pain was my joy i anounce with surety

good work
loved the honesty of the feelings

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it
for the first time, virtues and vices floated around and were bored,
not knowing what to do.

One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together and
were more bored than ever.

Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea:"Let's play hide and seek!"

All of them liked the idea and immediately Madness shouted: "I
want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to
want to seek Madness, all the others agreed.

Madness leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two, three.."

As Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding.
Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon...
Treason hid in a pile of garbage...
Fondness curled up between the clouds...and
Passion went to the centre of the earth....
Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the
lake...
whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking.

And Madness continued to count: .... "seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."

By this time, all the vices and virtues were already hidden -
except Love.

For undecided as Love is, he could not decide where to hide.
And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to
hide Love.

Madness: "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..."

Just when Madness got to one hundred.........Love jumped into a rose bush
where he hid.
And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

As Madness turned around, Laziness was the first to be found,
because Laziness had no energy to hide. Then he spotted Tenderness in
the horn of the moon, Lie at the bottom of the lake and Passion at
the center of the earth. One by one, Madness found them all - except Love.

Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.

Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness: "You only need to find Love, and
Love is hiding in the rose bush."

Madness grabbed a wooden pitchfork and stabbed wildly at the rosebush.
Madness stabbed and stabbed until a
heartbreaking cry made him Love appeared from the rose bush, covering his
face with his
hands. Between his fingers ran two trickles of blood from his eyes.

Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes
with a pitchfork. "What have I done! What have I done!" Madness shouted.

"I have left you blind! How can I repair it?"

And Love answered: "You cannot repair my eyes. But if you want to do
something for me, you can be my guide."

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always
accompanied by Madness.
(nm)

i am sure there is some truth in all that
thanks for some morning sunshine

thanks for the visit,pooja

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
race and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:



BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
Posted the following headline:

NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.



The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.



MORAL OF THE STORY???




Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life.

So, be yourself and enjoy life !!!


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer
(NM)

may all your dreams come true
good work

 

not bad at all
good work tri tran
yours as well palki

well put,good work

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
(NM)

 

thanks for sharing your wisdom

great read and a truly excellent lesson

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!
 
 Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
 
 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'
 
 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded
to close the door.
 
 Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my
hallway carpet.

 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
 
 I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a *#*#*#* good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do
you not understand?'