thanks for sharing your wisdom

great read and a truly excellent lesson

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!
 
 Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
 
 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'
 
 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded
to close the door.
 
 Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my
hallway carpet.

 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
 
 I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a *#*#*#* good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do
you not understand?'   

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

__________

 
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

__________   

 
A woman is incomplete until she is married.

Then she is finished .

 
__________

 

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'   

Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

 
__________

 
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'

 
__________

 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

 
__________

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say...

talk in your sleep.   
__________   

 
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

 
__________

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

 
__________

 
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man ,

to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord,
if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'

 
__________


AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!



Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.  A
blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.


So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the
end of your stick?  That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut up.'

very true,it need not be that way,but sadly thats how it goes

1st time i read this but you make an arranged marriage seem so tempting,and manageable

the words of the song from the artist and on my relating them was merely a light hearted laugh,i do not consider myself so shallow,niether do i entertain people who judge others by there dress sense,style,color,facial or physical features.
Marriage...what can i say
is the only word thats a complete sentence,"the longest death sentence a man can get"
I think if i had to write every little marital anicdote,i'd probably be typing till my hands fall of

excellent

thanks for the morning smile
reminds of twoo things
this i read some where:when you get married the wife thinks her husband is GOD,but as the years progressea,the letters some how get mixed up.
the other a reggae song the chorus of which goes like this:if you want to be happy for the rest of your life,never make a pretty women your wife,this is my personal point of view,get some one ugly to marry you
once againgood one Syednaami

ONE ANSWER:GREED
(or maybe tigers just not hungry yet)

DUDE

thanks man

thanks Roja

in this world full of hatred do we really need to add more
lets take a different perspective,hope you dont mind

some people are blessed with amazing fate
where others find love,they find only hate

I cant say i despise my existence
i stiil see so much beauty for instance

the adoration of my children
or surpport of my brotheren

but the love for which i only yearn
its paternal,from which you can never spurn

besides me he has no other
his only son,i have no brother

even my enemies,dont harbour such enemosity
why is he so angered by my prosperity

to be continued....