!! 4 peg aur mangaao... !!

by myheart_ursonly on January 27, 2005, 01:13:51 AM
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Atal Bihari Bajpayee aur Lal Krishna Advani Delhi ke paanch-sitara hotel ke bar mein baith kar daroo pee rahe the.
Apas mein gahan vichar-vimarsh ho raha tha.

Atal ji ka daru prem to aap sab jante hi hain.
Advani ne sabse mahangi daru mangayi Atal ji ke liye.
Ek peg ka daam tha 10 hazaar.

Atal ji bole " Advani tumhein pata hai ki dus hazaar mein kya kya ho sakta hai"

Advani " Ji aap batayein"

Atal " 10 hazaar mein kitne hi pakistaniyon ko do waqt ki roti mil sakti hai.Unke kitne gareeb bimaron ko dawaiyan mil sakti hai.
Kitne hi logon ki jindagi sudhar sakti hai"

Advani ji thoda serious ho gaye " Ji aap sach kah rahein hain"

Atal ji muskarate hue chuski lekar bole "Bilkul, chaar peg aur mangayo aur jyada pakiyon ko maron!"

*** no hard feelings for pakis... this is just a joke!
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: January 27, 2005, 01:14:56 AM »
Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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smimranhaider
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«Reply #2 on: June 21, 2005, 02:12:37 PM »
Quote from: "myheart_ursonly"
Atal Bihari Bajpayee aur Lal Krishna Advani Delhi ke paanch-sitara hotel ke bar mein baith kar daroo pee rahe the.
Apas mein gahan vichar-vimarsh ho raha tha.

Atal ji ka daru prem to aap sab jante hi hain.
Advani ne sabse mahangi daru mangayi Atal ji ke liye.
Ek peg ka daam tha 10 hazaar.

Atal ji bole " Advani tumhein pata hai ki dus hazaar mein kya kya ho sakta hai"

Advani " Ji aap batayein"

Atal " 10 hazaar mein kitne hi pakistaniyon ko do waqt ki roti mil sakti hai.Unke kitne gareeb bimaron ko dawaiyan mil sakti hai.
Kitne hi logon ki jindagi sudhar sakti hai"

Advani ji thoda serious ho gaye " Ji aap sach kah rahein hain"

Atal ji muskarate hue chuski lekar bole "Bilkul, chaar peg aur mangayo aur jyada pakiyon ko maron!"

*** To iss main bewaqof kon?!
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smimranhaider
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«Reply #3 on: June 21, 2005, 02:15:42 PM »
To  My hearts app ke iss joke main bewaqof kon howa
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Tosha
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«Reply #4 on: June 22, 2005, 12:13:06 PM »
har padhne wala is jok ko bewakeeo fua...jaise main...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Shocked
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