Love ___expression:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks: Honey , don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself

Enjoy!!!!!!! !!!! your Love and Life!!!!

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:  "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.


The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything ."

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.  What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered "THE TEETH"

Punam

Wah wah Good ones :lol:

Sacrifice Love for the Game

 

A man rushes into a Dentist's office accompanied  with his wife.


The man pleaded to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one big of a hurry!

I have two team partners sitting out in my car waiting for us to  go play golf.

I can't wait for anesthetic to work and loose my precious time.

So doc, forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.


The dentist pondered to himself, "This sure is a strange strong patient asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain for the love of game."


So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth it is to pull?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show him your aching tooth."

nice collection punam
honesly, i loved it

Long Hair

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and  inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use  of the car.


His father said he'd make a deal with his  son.


"You bring your grades up from a C to a B  average, study your Bible a little,  get your hair cut  and we'll talk about the car."


The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd  settle for the offer and they agreed on it.


After about six weeks his father said,


"Son, I've been  real proud. You  brought your grades up and I've  observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair  cut."


The young man paused a moment then said, "You know,  Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed  in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair  and


there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long  hair."


To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they  all walked  everywhere they went?"

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WARNA AAP JAISAY KITNAY HI SOFTWARES BAZAAR MAIN BIKTAY HAI,

ROZ RAAT KO AAP MERE SANAY MAIN AATE HO,
MERE PYAR KO MOUSE BANA K UNGLIYON PE NACHATAY HO,

TERE PYAR KA EMAIL MERE DIL KO LUBHATAA HAI,
PAR BEECHJ MAIN TERE BAAP KA VIRUS ATA HAI,

AUR KARVAAOGE HUMSAY KITNAA INTEZAR,
HAMAARAY DIL KI SITE PE KABHI ENTER TO MARO YAAR,

APNI INSULT KA BADLAA DEKHNA MAIN KAISAY LOONGA,
JAANEMAN TERE BAAP KO SHIFT DELETE KAR DOONGA,

AAP JAISO K LIAY DIL KO CUT KER DIA KARTAY HAI,
WARNA BAAKI CASES MAIN TO COPY PASTE KIA KARTAY HAI,

AAPKA HASNAAA AAP KA CHALNAA AAP KI WO STYLE,
AAPKE ADAAON KI HUMNAY SAVE KAR LI FILE