A little boy and the clergyman

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading
a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The
little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar
like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am
the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, four girls, and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of
hundreds," and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly...but on leaving the bus, he
leaned over and said, "Well--maybe you should wear your
pants backwards instead of your collar."