Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Rishi Soumya

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Four Friends
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, he then went to flight school to become a pilot.Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons....What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed the other day and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."


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natural

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Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #1 on: July 27, 2005, 04:42:34 PM »

Nice Joke Rishi...............................
But already read in Hindustan Times..............OOPS

Any way enjoyed it again.........................


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Rishi Soumya

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Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #2 on: July 30, 2005, 01:39:01 PM »

I am sorry...Hum to Times of India padhte hai nahi to pata chalta..But still thanx..........


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natural

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Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #3 on: August 01, 2005, 01:06:08 PM »

Quote from: "Rishi Soumya"

I am sorry...Hum to Times of India padhte hai nahi to pata chalta..But still thanx..........

What is this Rishi...........I have never expected sorry from you. You shared the joke with all yoindians and it is not necessary that everybody has read this. I think I hurt you.........Should I Say Sorry.........But I wont' say coz I dont' want to make my friend far by doing all these formalities.........
Now read this joke 'aur agar hansna na bhi aaye to bhi smile to kar hi dena'

A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."


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Rishi Soumya

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Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #4 on: August 01, 2005, 03:02:07 PM »

Are yaar nahi baba tumne mujhe hurt nahi kiya hai.....Main to tumhari taang khinch rahi thi.....

Aur raha tumhare joke ke baare mein heard it many times but its really funny.......... :lol:


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natural

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Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #5 on: August 02, 2005, 06:31:54 PM »

Yaar itni jor se taang mat kheencha karo ki, plaster karana par jaaye................lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol:

Rishi U kno when I joined Yoindia, You were the first one to be my friend and a lucky friend for me as well coz I found many friends here only after you become my friend...............
I would like to introduce some of my friends to you, they are Isha, Bhambra, Khushi, Ninah.....................and the list goes on.

Thanks for being my friend....Rishi...............And please accept this thanks without saying a word..............


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Rishi Soumya

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Absolutely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #6 on: August 02, 2005, 11:24:18 PM »

:wtf: :shhh: :shhh: :shhh: :shhh: :hug: :uandme: :hurray: ................................................. .......................................


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