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sharmaarunkumar

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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?


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Talat

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«Reply #1 on: January 01, 2005, 07:50:35 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #2 on: January 03, 2005, 12:07:59 AM »

Thanx Talat ji!!!!Lolzzzzz Usual Smile

:lol:

:lol: :D


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nishita

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«Reply #3 on: January 03, 2005, 12:48:40 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzz


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #4 on: January 03, 2005, 02:48:43 AM »

Thanks!! Nishita ji!! Lolzzzzz


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Tosha

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«Reply #5 on: January 03, 2005, 03:52:02 AM »

gumnam hai koi badnam hai koi...!!!
hee hee...
wow!!
fentastic ya!


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #6 on: January 04, 2005, 12:50:14 AM »

Thanks Tosha ji!!! Usual Smile

Lolzzzzz

:lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #7 on: January 04, 2005, 12:59:15 AM »

haha! Nice ones SharmaArunKumarJi.

2 more:

glasses2

why the Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it ?
........ To avoid the side effects.

glasses2

While waiting for a bus a sardar sees a truck being towed away by another truck. He laughs, breaks down, rolls on the ground and cannot
control his laughter.

There is a sindhi who is standing with the sardar for the bus. He wonders what's up? Calls sardar, but sardar cannot control himself, points at the towing truck & again rolls on the ground, billowing more dust.

The sindhi papad is annoyed, pulls up sardar asks him what is so funny? The sardar says: ek rassi ko uthaane k liye 2-2 truck!!


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #8 on: January 04, 2005, 09:58:22 AM »

Haaaaaa!!!!! :D^ Haaaaaaaaa! :D^ Haaaaaaaa!!!!!! :D^ ha! ha! ha!!!
Bahut Shaandaaar tongue3

:lol: !!!
Mazaa aa gayaa ji My Heart Ji!!!! :lol: :thumb: :thumb:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #9 on: January 04, 2005, 01:27:32 PM »

lol... these r even more funny!

Two Sardars were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha.... :wink:

Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
:wink:
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE " :wink:

hope u like them


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #10 on: January 04, 2005, 10:44:53 PM »

Veeery Niceee!! Ha! ha! ha! lolzzz


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dolly

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«Reply #11 on: January 04, 2005, 11:38:07 PM »

Wow!!!!!!!!!!1

Nice all!!!!


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sharmaarunkumar

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«Reply #12 on: January 05, 2005, 11:33:48 PM »

lolzzzzzz :D :D :D tongue3

:lol: :lol:


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veeki

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«Reply #13 on: January 06, 2005, 02:02:14 AM »

issq ki chaki chali ek dana fas gya aap fase to kya fase sara jamana fas gya
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa


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veeki

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«Reply #14 on: January 06, 2005, 02:02:37 AM »

issq ki chaki chali ek dana fas gya aap fase to kya fase sara jamana fas gya
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa


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