All about Sardaarjee(With due regards)

hihihihi hohohoho hehehehe

A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

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2 sardars talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.  
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

LoL arunji....

and lol i love your siggi.....

LOL what JI lol....

thats not my last name

Then what's your First & last name ji!!!Namkeen ji!!!! Lolzzz

Hmmmm!!!!! :D Achchhaaaji!!!  Lekin yeh to First & Middle hi hua ji!!!Last ka kya hua Namkeen Chhipkali ji!!!!Lolzzzzz :wink:    :lol:

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lol namkeen! too humorous!!

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