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« on: September 16, 2005, 09:29:04 AM »

Boys:


1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card


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Girls:


1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is
written in handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2005, 08:48:12 AM »

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Comments : Sunny r u alrite na Huh? y ur posting jokes in chit-chat sec haan ... i think ur posting wantedly hmmm.....u dont knw the driffernce of jokes n other stuff kya ...!!! plz sunny don't do this stuff again Its a request 2 u

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b]Khuda Ke pass ek wada kar aaye,
Jaldi marne ka faisla kar aaye,
Meri Pheli aur Akhir Mohabbat aap hi ho 'Jaan'
Janat Mein saath rehna ka wada kar aaye.[/b]



Agr Dunya k Azmat ko Gawara kardya hota
Najane ktne sajdo k Qazara karlya hota.
tumari bewafai m yuhi tadapkar marte Nhi,
Agar milne se phle IstiQara karlya hota.

Is duniya mein sab kuchh bikta hai,
phir judai hi rishwat kyun nahi leti,
Marta nahi hai koi kisi se juda hokar,
Bus yaadein hi hai jo jeene nahi deti.


Mohabbat ke imtehan mein humne apni jaan ki bazi lagayi,
wafa ke badle mein humne  bewafayi inaam mein hai paayi.


Kya Sunayein Kisi Ko Raaz-e-Dil,
Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se.


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