bhiraji jokes

Laloo was going to somewhere through plane.
Air hostess asks him 'Are you a vegetarian?
He replied 'nahi hum to parliamentarian hai.'
Air hostess again asked 'nahi sir, mera matlab hai, Aap shakahari hai ya masahari???'
Laloo boola 'na to hum shakahari hun na hum masahari hum to behari hun.'
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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
   Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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 A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will
dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by
the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't
sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen
hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
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A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went there
during the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newly
constructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this ever
before. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he like
Delhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, pura
delhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar raha
tha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barka
speed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).
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