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Bill Gates v/s Captain

by Shikha12 on September 06, 2006, 10:25:06 AM

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Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.

One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine, tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces. "

"Wow, were you a priest or a doctor healing the sick?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken ship gets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows operating system, get a crummy little house?" he asks.

"We use Windows too," says Saint Peter. "And the Titanic only crashed once. But Windows............ "

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