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nishita

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" .....
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?".......
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Rabri asked, "Where's my darling Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied St.Peter,

"I'm using it as a ceiling fan."


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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Re: cieling fan

«Reply #1 on: August 09, 2004, 10:14:32 PM »

ha ha ha :lol: :lol:


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Neelam

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«Reply #2 on: August 11, 2004, 03:13:27 AM »

acha sher hai aapka modern devdaas


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Pooja

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sare Indians khush ho jayegy.

«Reply #3 on: August 11, 2004, 04:46:50 AM »

^^ NICE ONE.

EK BAR JAY LALITA, RABARI DEVI aor Bandit queen, teeno ek helicoptor mai ja rahi thi.

Jai lalita boli, agar mai uper se 2 Rs. 100 nichy bhank du to do Indians khush ho jayegy.

Rabari devi boli, agar mai 4 Rs. 50 ke note nichy bhank du to 4 Indian khush ho jayegy.

Bandit Queen boli, agar mai 200 Rs. 1 ke note nichy bhank du to 200 Indian khush ho jayegy.

Pailat jo itani der se chup batha, unki baty sun raha tha, wo bola, agar mai tum teeno ko nichy bhank du to sare Indians khush ho jayegy.


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«Reply #4 on: August 11, 2004, 10:55:40 AM »

Quote from: "Neelam"

acha sher hai aapka modern devdaas

sher likne wala bhi acha hai jee :lol:


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nishita

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«Reply #5 on: August 11, 2004, 11:55:53 AM »

lol pooja


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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Re: sare Indians khush ho jayegy.

«Reply #6 on: August 11, 2004, 04:36:17 PM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

pilot ko bolo jaldi se phenk de :lol: :lol:


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sanju

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«Reply #7 on: August 11, 2004, 05:41:09 PM »

Quote from: "Neelam"

acha sher hai aapka modern devdaas

yah to nishi ka sher tha naa....? :letmethink:
lolll...nice 1 nishi


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paro_ka_deva_devdas

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«Reply #8 on: August 12, 2004, 06:56:30 PM »

Really .. Jaldi Fenkana Chahiye.


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nishita

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«Reply #9 on: August 13, 2004, 12:05:14 PM »

sher nahi joke tha na sanju.. btw thanku


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«Reply #10 on: August 14, 2004, 12:39:08 PM »

Quote from: "nishita"

sher nahi joke tha na sanju.. btw thanku

kuch log peeke bhi hosh mein rehte hain
kuch bina peeye hi hosh kho jate hain glasses2


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nishita

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«Reply #11 on: October 30, 2004, 04:01:32 PM »

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital

waiting for their wives to give birth.

Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:

"Congratulations, you've twins!".

"Oh!..... maybe it's just a coincidence" said the daddy,

"as I'm working at the Petronas Twin Towers".

Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:

"Congratulations, you've triplets!"

"Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too" said the second daddy.ï£ˆ

"I am working for 3M Corporation".

A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:

"Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets"

"Thanks God.ï£ˆ Perhaps this is also a coincidence".

"I work at Four Seasons Hotel!".

Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.

All the 3 daddies asked him: "Why do you look so worried?".

He answered, "...uhmmm.... I'm working at Seven-Eleven!"


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Talat

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«Reply #12 on: October 30, 2004, 07:03:27 PM »

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!


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nishita

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«Reply #13 on: October 31, 2004, 10:09:59 PM »

A Sindhi lawyer?
: Case-wani

A Sindhi lawyer after a case?
: Purse-wani

A blue-skier Sindhi?
: Akash-wani

What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.


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nishita

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«Reply #14 on: October 31, 2004, 10:11:01 PM »

A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani

A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani

A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja

A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani

A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani


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