Coffin.....................!!!!

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A family in Southern India was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother  arrived from USA. It was sent by one of the  daughters. The corpse was  tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with  no space left in it! When they  opened the lid, they found a letter  on top, which read  as follows:

Dear brothers and sisters,

I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was  her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral  home in Andhra. Sorry,I could  not come along, as all of my  paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under  Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 5 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Amma's feet, you  will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. Also,  there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.Hope the  sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American  T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others for my  nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among my teenage nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more is required, let me know, since our Appa is also not keeping well nowadays.