COMPUTER ILLITERACY:SMS , mobile & JOKES

main_aisa_hi_hoon

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True story from a Novell Netwire Sys Op:

Caller: "Hello, is this tech support?"
Tech Rep: "Yes, how may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting it fixed?"
Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer. "
Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as a part of a promotional, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have a trademark on it?"

Caller: "No I didn't get it from a trade show, but it does have a trademark on it, '4X'"

At this point the tech rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't keep from laughing. The caller had been using the load drawer of his CD-ROM as a cup holder, and snapped it off! NM


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main_aisa_hi_hoon

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«Reply #1 on: February 24, 2005, 12:11:11 AM »

customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #2 on: February 24, 2005, 07:56:18 AM »

WOWWWWWWWWWW


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dhadkan

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«Reply #3 on: February 24, 2005, 03:09:59 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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indianraj_us

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«Reply #4 on: February 24, 2005, 05:58:00 PM »

He He


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main_aisa_hi_hoon

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«Reply #5 on: February 24, 2005, 11:33:04 PM »

thx all


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #6 on: February 25, 2005, 07:40:01 AM »

KUCH LIKHOO BHI YAAR


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main_aisa_hi_hoon

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«Reply #7 on: March 06, 2005, 06:35:23 PM »

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. Usual Smile


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main_aisa_hi_hoon

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«Reply #8 on: March 06, 2005, 06:45:23 PM »

A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally. Usual Smile


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main_aisa_hi_hoon

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«Reply #9 on: March 06, 2005, 06:46:52 PM »

Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
Usual Smile


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