Computer Joke.....:SMS , mobile & JOKES

kcpandey

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# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

# GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum (Not Mine )


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Talat

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«Reply #1 on: October 17, 2004, 10:50:22 AM »

Good one..


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kcpandey

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«Reply #2 on: October 17, 2004, 11:00:01 AM »

Thank u... Talat Jee........


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Pooja

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«Reply #3 on: October 17, 2004, 12:47:58 PM »

bahoot khoob kcpandey ji!!!!!

Usual Smile


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kcpandey

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«Reply #4 on: October 17, 2004, 04:29:53 PM »

Thank u Pooja Jee,

Hume to aap kee tarif karne mein bada acha lagta hai. Really aap

bahot acha likhti hai. Talent aap ke & Talat Jee ke andar kuch jade

hai, Ek apne waheed_rose bhai hain unke bhi under jabardast talent

hain lekin aajkal aap logo ke beech shero-shyari kuch samjh mein nahin

aa raha hai.

Any way Nice work all Friends..


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Talat

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«Reply #5 on: October 17, 2004, 04:37:35 PM »

Thanks


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kcpandey

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«Reply #6 on: October 17, 2004, 04:57:34 PM »

Are Talat Jee aap to baar baar thanks he kah rahi hain. HumNE SITE pur aap ko aur nishita jee jo dekha hai kee we Crescent aur Helper ka Swagat Shyaran andaj me kartin Hain.. Pooja Jee to 20 Manji Se kudne tak ke liye Bol deti hai....

Thanks..


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Talat

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«Reply #7 on: October 17, 2004, 05:25:01 PM »

aap shayari section main to aao
swagat wahan ho jaayega
par shayad kal hua tha
pasand nahi aaya kya !!


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kcpandey

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«Reply #8 on: October 17, 2004, 05:39:21 PM »

Yahin to rona hai Shyari humko aati nahi
Dosro ke cheze churanein kee adat nahi
kerin to kya karin samagh mein aata nahi

Kuch aap hein batayein..


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Talat

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«Reply #9 on: October 17, 2004, 05:43:58 PM »

abhi to likha, jo likha achcha likha
aise hi likhte raho isme sochna kya
hum to funny shayari main hi likhte hain
jo dil main aata hai bas wahi likhte hai


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kcpandey

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«Reply #10 on: October 17, 2004, 07:38:09 PM »

karenge koshis ab se kahin galti ho jaye agar
girana mat 20 manjil se Pooja jee kee tarah
tot jayenge haath pair phoot jayega sir :lol:

Thanks......For telling ..
U are very......Nice..Kind heart


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Pooja

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«Reply #11 on: October 18, 2004, 02:47:26 AM »

ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh My God!!! kcpandey ji
wo to majak mai likha tha
app seriouse le gai.....

sahi kah atalat ne apse
jo bhi ayye man mai apke
likh diya kare bas dil se app
ban jayegi shayari apne hi app.....


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Suhas

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«Reply #12 on: October 18, 2004, 10:12:47 AM »

wow... bahoot khoob, kcpandey ji.


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kcpandey

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«Reply #13 on: October 18, 2004, 11:36:47 AM »

talat jee aur pooja ka sukriya

aap ke baton se
man aa gaya hosla
likhenge ab se
suru hoga naya silsila.....


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Talat

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«Reply #14 on: October 18, 2004, 07:23:28 PM »

good..keep it up...


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