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Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« on: June 02, 2008, 10:36:18 AM »

Don't use mobile inside Toilet

I was barely sitting down when i heard a vioce from the other stall saying : "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom But i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of quesion is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so i say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point im just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear i hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. i tell him, "No....... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then i hear guy say nervously... .

Listen. i'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Giggle

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HR Manager Love Letter To His Lover

« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 11:22:43 AM »

Dearest Ms Aarti,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR Manager


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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 11:32:27 AM »

Mr X: Do you know that my dog has got IQ equal to mine...

Mr Y: Don't tell it aloud.

Mr X: Why?

Mr Y: Then, nobdoy would buy your dog! Giggle


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 12:24:11 PM »

hi sonia......i'm prashant.......i like ur reply......


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 12:27:41 PM »

Good sharing Sonia!!!


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 12:52:30 PM »

Nice sharing Sonia Usual Smile


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 01:55:40 AM »

Quote from: Sonia01 on June 04, 2008, 11:22:43 AM

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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 01:57:46 AM »

Nice sharing sonia..


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 11:53:19 AM »

Thanks

Prashan jee, Pooja didi, Celmira, Bekarar jee, Honeyrose jee..


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 11:55:49 AM »

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,

Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?

Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai...!!!

*******

Santa: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?

Banta: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

*******
Raat ko 3 bajay 1 daaku sardar k ghar main ghus gaya aur bola, Sona Kahan hai?

Sardar bola: Ullu k pathay sara ghar khali hai kahin bhi soja.

....... To be conti.....


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2008, 12:02:06 PM »

nice jokes sonia...


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 11:36:41 PM »

Thanks Pandit jee


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 11:37:30 PM »

A farmer and his friend were leaning on a fence chatting.

Suddenly, the local Game Warden showed up and insisted on checking the farmer's property and, in particular, a certain field. The farmer refused to allow him access to the field but the Warden insisted he had the right, saying, "I'm the Game Warden and I have a card! This card allows me to go in." Before the farmer could stop him, the Warden was off into the field.

Soon, a horrifying scream pierced the air and the Warden, being chased by a massive bull, reappeared running for his life. "Help, help!" he cried.

The farmer shouted back, "Show him your card! Show him your card!"


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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 12:26:13 PM »

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY

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Re: Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 12:30:51 PM »

bilkul sahi kaha lado rani!!!


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