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nishita

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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 ..kahi thanda na hojaye

Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. sadhu bola, dumbo upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho, uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".


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«Reply #1 on: September 01, 2004, 01:04:30 AM »

once a sardar was walking and a man followed him and said, "tum chinese ho?" sardar said,"nahin!" and walked away.
but the man still follows him and asks, "tum chinese ho?" and sardar walks away. the man runs after him asking "tum chinese ho?" and the sardar runs away.
now they are up a building and the man still asks "tum chinese ho?" and the sardar warns him and says, "if u ask me 1 more time, i will jump off!" and the man asks "tum chinese ho?" and sardar warns him again, fearing death. the man asks him again "tum chinese ho?" and sardar warns him again. after the man asks him 20 times, sardar thought that it would be shameful to not jump off after warning him. so he jumps, and the man jumps too. he asks "tum chinese ho?" in the air, and they both fall.
at the hospital, the doctor asked "why did u jump off?" then sardar explains everything. and finally he decides to say yes to stop the man from asking so many questions. so the man at the hospital comes into the sardar's room and asks "tum chinese ho?" and sardar says, "haan, mein chinese hoon." and the man says, "lagta nahin."


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nishita

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«Reply #2 on: September 01, 2004, 01:08:14 AM »

Two sardars were lying in the hospital after getting seriously injured in an accident.

one sardar(sardar 1) gets well soon,another(sardar 2) was still lying on the bed with oxygen mask on his mouth. sardar 1 goes to meet sardar 2. He goes near to him and says " kaise ho".

At the very moment sardar 2 suffers from breathing problem & he takes a paper and a pen writes something and hands it over to sardar 1 and then dies. Sardar 1 takes that paper & reads it after sardar2's funeral.

sardar 2 had written that "oye, oxygen pipe ke ooper se tumhara pair hatao"


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nishita

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«Reply #3 on: September 01, 2004, 01:08:56 AM »

sardar1:- marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chaiye

sardar2:-Birla cement

sardar1:-kyu?

sardar2:- kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.


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nishita

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«Reply #4 on: September 01, 2004, 01:09:55 AM »

once a sardar phones another sardar and says "hi,main bol raha hoon".

The other sardar replies "kamaal hai, ithe vi main bol raha hoon!"


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ilu

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«Reply #5 on: September 02, 2004, 09:48:04 AM »

lol
its just superb.
are you sardar?
i mean ____________


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nishita

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«Reply #6 on: September 03, 2004, 11:10:47 PM »

lol no ways..


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nishita

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«Reply #7 on: September 08, 2004, 01:48:40 PM »

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.


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nishita

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«Reply #8 on: September 08, 2004, 01:49:54 PM »

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"****, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.


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nishita

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«Reply #9 on: September 08, 2004, 01:54:05 PM »

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.


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nishita

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«Reply #10 on: September 09, 2004, 03:49:30 PM »

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts."
The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised,says "touch your head."
Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells Bhola to come back after two days.
Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your problem..."
"Oh yeah? what is it ?"
'You've broken your finger!'


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Pooja

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«Reply #11 on: September 09, 2004, 08:32:55 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz


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nishita

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«Reply #12 on: September 10, 2004, 12:01:29 AM »


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nishita

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«Reply #13 on: September 10, 2004, 03:37:55 PM »

Aik Dafa sardaar sahab apni bahan ko lay ker ja rahay hotay hain ..

rastay main aik badtameez aadmi awaz lagata hay "oye sardar ji .. mashoooqa ko lay ker kahan jaray ho " sardar ji ko bohat gussa ajata hay aur sochtay hain kay ye mere behan ko mashooqa kyon keh raha hai .. wo uske pass jata hain aur usse thappar marta hain aur kehta hain " oye zaban ko lagaam de ... mashooqa hogi teri .. meri to ye behan hai .. samjhaaaa!!!"


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«Reply #14 on: September 10, 2004, 03:51:50 PM »

A Sardarji was working in his office on the 20th floor.A man came running and said to him"Suraj Singh, your daughter Preeti has just died in a car accident!!!".The Sardarji panicked so much that instead of taking the elevator down he jumped out the window.

As he was falling, when he passed the 10th floor he remembered he does not have a daughter named Preeti.

When he passed the 5th floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Suraj Singh..


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